Five Quote by Mae West

One and one is eleven.

— Frank Zappa

One and one make 2. But if you bring 1 and 1 close together they make 11.

— Sidney Webb, 1st Baron Passfield

Even though two and two might look like four, it could be three or five.

— Kevin Keegan

You'll get one number and one number only, 'cause I'm a lazy bastard!

— John Lydon

From the three, you then use one to make eight ones. You add those ones to the three, and you get one-three base eight,…

— Tom Lehrer

“TWO AND TWO MAKES FIVE”

— George Orwell

Two times two is twenty-two, four times four is forty-four. When numbers get serious, they leave a mark on your door.

— Paul Simon

In philosophy, or religion, or ethics, or politics, two and two might make five, but when one was designing a gun or an aeroplane…

— George Orwell

The problem with putting two and two together is that sometimes you get four, and sometimes you get twenty-two.

— Dashiell Hammett

I believe that two and two are four and that four and four are eight.

— Moliere

Don't come on my show and tell me two plus two equals five. That is a waste of my time, and more importantly that…

— Jonathan Capehart

One plus one equals both.

— Gregory Maguire