You have got to own your days and live them, each one of them, every one of them, or else the years… — Herb Gardner Funny Copy Share Image
“Nat: Maybe you broke something. Midge: I know. Never fall down, never fall down! Nat: Ah, it's nothing. I fall down every… — Herb Gardner Age Copy Share Image
A man who is not touched by the earthy lyricism of hot pastrami, the pungent fantasy of corned beef, pickles, frankfurters, the… — Herb Gardner Beef Copy Share Image
Treat God like a dangerous loony - keep him calm and stay on his good side. — Herb Gardner Calm Copy Share Image
You have to own your days and name them, each one of them, every one of them, or else the years go… — Herb Gardner Years Copy Share Image
You treat God like you treat any dangerous looney — keep him calm and stay on his good side. — Herb Gardner Calm Copy Share Image
