I was about to hug someone sexy but then I head- butted the mirror... lol(: — Sharon Copy Share Image
Be fanatics. When it comes to being and doing and dreaming the best, be maniacs. — A. M. Rosenthal Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemon, take the lemon close and have sex with his girlfriend — Charith Thilina Copy Share Image
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
Teacher: Turn off your phone! yeah right, like that's gonna happen. *Puts on vibrate — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Could he actually be a decent guy? Hard to imagine. He was pretty to look at, though, she thought. Boys weren't objectified… — Daniel Marks Copy Share Image
People make the world go around but at some point dont you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
PRAISE, Something which, if directed to your wife, will lighten your marriage -- even if it frightens her at first. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's funny, I get a little quieter with time. I don't want to chase my tail and one day repeat myself and… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won! — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Tbh my boyfriend is the best person ever like hes omg and i just hes perfection the way he meows, the way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
I feel like God is using me to be a unique type of creature or type of inspiration to rappers and to… — Rev. Run Copy Share Image
