I'm a very funny person that doesn't get the chance to do a lot of comedy, and the same thing with my… — Malik Yoba Copy Share Image
A group of idiots led by a wise man can defeat a group of wise people led by an idiot. — Senora Roy Copy Share Image
He who gives you the diameter of your knowledge,presc ribes the circumference of your activities. — Louis Farrakhan Copy Share Image
It's really unimaginable that I could start where I was and get here today. — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It's sacred. — Wayne White Copy Share Image
“So does that mean if you won’t fuck me because I’m high, I could fuck you because you’re not?” — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
I'm going to be cremated from the neck down. And at my funeral, when people are talking about me, they have to… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war… — Christopher Meloni Copy Share Image
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays, so there is a plural, which in the English language necessitates the use… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I definitely have a stage persona now that is sort of this confident, delusional performer who is brave enough to tell someone… — Megan Stalter Copy Share Image
I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think...is there nothing on the internet that I won't… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose, Which dies in a day. But Don't love me, Who dies 4 u… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My youngest sister does not like tennis at all, and she'll be the first one to tell you that, which I find… — Madison Keys Copy Share Image
