Audience Quote by Daniel Tosh

A funeral isn't for the dead. You'll simply be a stage set for a kind of festival maybe. And besides, you won't even be…

— John Steinbeck

I'm going to stay on stage until I drop dead. Then I'm going to have myself stuffed, like Trigger, and I'm going to put…

— Debbie Reynolds

My audience is going to die before I do.

— Sarah Vowell

When I perform live I hope the audience will leave with their heads lifted up.

— B. J. Thomas

On the train to London, with those successfully exposed rolls in my bag, I hated myself and my profession. This sort of photography was…

— Robert Capa

Audiences aren't going to get rid of me. One thing I can say, with absolute certainty, is that my shows will still be performed…

— Cameron Mackintosh

I think it would be fun to die onstage! Just drop dead in the middle of my show? That wouldn't be so bad.

— John Waters

I want to be cremated so people won't come to worship at my bones.

— Albert Einstein

When I die, I want to be cremated with everybody.

— Anthony Jeselnik

I don't want costumes and makeup between me and the audience - I want more direct communication. There's something for me about being honest…

— Jason Robert Brown

I order that my funeral ceremonies be extremely modest, and that they take place at dawn or at the evening Ave Maria, without song…

— Giuseppe Verdi

The only way you can influence your fate is to put your soul into your performance and hope it registers with the audience.

— Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje