Bikinis Quote by Rita Rudner Download Open image “Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.” — Rita Rudner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bikinis Brave Enough Funny Humor Men War
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Few men are born brave. Many become so through training and force of discipline. — Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus Copy Share Image
Men are seldom born brave but they acquire courage through training and discipline - a handful of men inured to war proceed to certain… — Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus Copy Share Image
Brave men rejoice in adversity, just as brave soldiers triumph in war. — Lucius Annaeus Seneca Copy Share Image
Men do not fight for flag or country, for the Marine Corps or glory or any other abstraction. They fight for one another. And… — William Manchester Copy Share Image
It is not merely cruelty that leads men to love war, it is excitement. — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
We live in a world with men wanting to be brave. Not many will stand up and say, 'I don't feel right here.' — Ryan Mason Copy Share Image
At the bottom of not a little of the bravery that appears in the world, there lurks a miserable cowardice. Men will face powder… — Edwin Hubbel Chapin Copy Share Image
I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works;… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I just got my first bikini. It's a three-piece: a top, a botton, and a blindfold for you. — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
My boyfriend thinks it's crazy that I wear a different bikini every day on holiday. — Tamara Ecclestone Copy Share Image
In high school I spent most of my time in jeans and T-shirts or Juicy sweats. We're such a laid-back town. I mean, people… — Lauren Conrad Copy Share Image
I would love to be able to swim in the ocean in Malibu. But that is asking for a bikini shot. That's inviting something… — Mary-Kate Olsen Copy Share Image
My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I made my career off posing in swimsuits and doing all the swimsuit issues and posters, but I will tell you that that little… — Cindy Margolis Copy Share Image
I'm not interested, Larry, in being a perfect, plastic pop singer that looks great in bikinis and is on the cover of every magazine.… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
But she has gathered that Americans, in spite of their public declarations of affection, in spite of their miniskirts and bikinis, in spite of… — Jhumpa Lahiri Copy Share Image
The sexiest thing about a bikini is that it leaves something to the imagination, which is the best part. — Anna Sui Copy Share Image
