Funny Quote by Niall Horan Download Open image “If I looked like Zayn, I would date myself” — Niall Horan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Ifs Inspirational Love Success
“I think if I was girl, I'd probably have a crush on Zayn. Just look at him. He's just pretty, isn't he? His cheekbones.” — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
I reckon, if I was a girl, I'd fancy Johnny Depp - he's pretty cool. I wish I looked like Johnny Depp. — Lee Ryan Copy Share Image
I'll date whoever is attractive, as long as it's a man. But I'll be like Katy Perry from time to time and kiss a… — Jeffree Star Copy Share Image
Shawn is better-looking, but my face is a lot more rubbery...He'd be a baby you'd want to take in, but if someone left me… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
If I could look like anyone, it would be Jamie Redknapp - even up close, he's amazing. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I would never date a celebrity. I would want someone with real skills. Doctor, nurse, electrician... tailor. — Hannah Gadsby Copy Share Image
If you lined up everyone I've ever dated, you wouldn't see any similarities. — Lisa Marie Presley Copy Share Image
She had in mind a different kind of looking person, because his appearance is not at all like mine. — Fritz Weaver Copy Share Image
I hate it when girls act stupid ’cause they think it’s cute. Intelligence is sexy. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can't stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“Best I ever had Hips don't lie You make me wanna *sssss* One more night Irreplaceable, yeah Crazy, we're crazy” — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
Her boyfriend's a dick And he brings a gun to school And he'd simply kick My ass if he knew the truth — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
When you think about it, some people don't like certain things, but when it comes to music, no matter who you are, where you're… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
I’ll always defend the people I love even though I’m as terrifying as a baby penguin. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
Being single doesn't mean your weak. It means your strong enough to wait for what you deserve. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“If a man whistles at you don't turn around, ignore him. You're a lady not a dog.” — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for the right person.” — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“Louis's feet smell the worst. Literally like dog poo on a stick-that bad!” — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
