They said, "You know, this issue doesn't seem to resignate with the people." And I said, you know something? Whether it resignates… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
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I'm not a comedian, I'm not a stand-up and I don't come from a comedy background. I am an actor, but I've… — Darren Boyd Copy Share Image
Two Drink Mike enjoys dancing and knows a magic trick. Whereas, No Drink Mike enjoys biographies, and has serious opinions on wildlife.… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
In spite of a heavy disguise, a few days' growth on my face, dark glasses, a beret and one of William's jackets… — Laurence Olivier Copy Share Image
“Only two bags, huh?" Helga was eighty, feisty, and the fastest knitter Elsie had ever seen. “We’ll have to work on that.… — Debora Geary Copy Share Image
“Hank: As unbelievable as you may find this, Scott, we can do some things without your guidance. Warren: You're right, Hank! Why,… — Jeff Parker Copy Share Image
“Mom and Dad exchange a nervous glance and have a telepathic conversation about it. I hear every word. Do we let her… — Courtney Summers Copy Share Image
“To modernize their sleeping habits, [Peter the Great] declared, 'Ladies and gentlemen of the court caught sleeping with their boots on will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know that I have a single comedy philosophy. But talking about things that matter to you is a good place… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
I found my personal style in black humor and mixing funny things with very touching ones - like trying to force people… — Malgorzata Szumowska Copy Share Image
“We are legion, an army of millions. Though most of us will go to any length to hide our compulsions, we recognize… — Jennifer Traig Copy Share Image
“Other mages have an odd attitude towards diviners. By the standards of, say, elemental mages. We can't gate, we can't attack, we… — Benedict Jacka Copy Share Image
“Jen, get a clue and read Wadim's shirt." Jacque told her dryly. Jen looked over at Wadim who, oh so helpfully, pulled… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“You greedy schmuck!” Denise burst out. Ian cast a leisurely glance in her direction. “And now my feelings are hurt. That’ll cost… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I?m lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
I have a romantic comedy I'd love to make, but I can't get the money for it. It's hard to get people… — Ti West Copy Share Image
If you go back to before me doing comedy, my background was dancing and then it was musical theatre, but Im a… — Danny John-Jules Copy Share Image
I never feel comfortable! I'm always anxious. I'm always all over the board. That said, I like doing comedy because it's easy… — Lucy Punch Copy Share Image
“There’s very little that I find to be more interesting and unpredictable than the behavior of a psychotic bitch, especially when it’s… — Aaron B. Powell Copy Share Image
I'm incredibly proud to bring back 'Tom Green Live' for a third season on AXS TV. AXS TV's commitment to unique, out-of-the-box… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
“She'd permed her hair to within an inch of its life. When she moved her head, the mass of hair followed along… — Jean Thompson Copy Share Image
“Sad really.” Avenant mused. “Trevelyan was part of a majestic race. Doomed and enslaved by lesser beings, but majestic, none the less.”… — Cassandra Gannon Copy Share Image
“Fork you, Kyle," she said and took a bite of her duck, chewing it with deliberate slowness. "Fork yourself, Lanie," he replied,… — M.K. Schiller Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Doing really abrasive gross-out comedy prepared me for knowing what it feels like to bomb. It's possible to bomb, I've done it.… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
“Sadie was still a kite. "You can turn back now," I told her. She tilted her head and regarded me quizically. She… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“The silly sentimentalists of the French Revolution talked of the Rights of Man! We hate Rights as we hate Wrongs. We have… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
I really like the half-hour comedy. I really do. I know people that are in movies all the time and they, you… — Matt LeBlanc Copy Share Image
“Everyone knows that the Internet is changing our lives, mostly because someone in the media has uttered that exact phrase every single… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. . . Small, large, round, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings, extra cheese. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
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“Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Tony and I had a good on and off screen relationship, we are two very different people, but we did share a… — Roger Moore Copy Share Image
I think in the world we need more comedy. I wish so much that we could embrace that side of us more.… — Cynthia Stevenson Copy Share Image
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