“So you see, you have nothing to be afraid of." Oh no, thought Otto, just squads of hired goons wandering around with… — Mark Walden Copy Share Image
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I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
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I think that there's always a time to be tongue-in-cheek, and there's always time for humor, but there's a time to be… — David Draiman Copy Share Image
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It's all rot that they put in the war-news about the good humour of the troops, how they are arranging dances almost… — Erich Maria Remarque Copy Share Image
Universal Orlando may have the new Harry Potter Wizarding World, but Disney World has the Hari Puttar Experience, based on the Bollywood… — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
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'Dil Kabaddi' is an urban comedy about couples breaking up and reconciling. It's based on one of Woody Allen's movies. Can't remember… — Konkona Sen Sharma Copy Share Image
I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though youre poking fun at someone or something, theres… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
People have expectations from you - and the whole fun of acting is taking expectations and completely upending them. That's how you… — John Lithgow Copy Share Image
When you go to a restaurant, sometimes you want to go to Heston Blumenthal's where you hear the sound of the sea… — Aisling Bea Copy Share Image
If you're doing a job, and you secretly want to do a different job, you start to blame the job. I was… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I'm not a fan of any genre but am a fan of movies that are intelligent and/or funny. That goes across all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Although the rudiments of snobbery are there, its finer developments are basically alien to the Australian soul - that is, if Australians… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
Endings of television shows are sometimes such depressing things. I think shows that have more of a narrative and are about what's… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows… — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
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Humor is the balance of the tonal. Within the tonal you've got reason and humor. The two balance each other so that… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
If you ever get in real trouble, don't panic. Sit down and think about it. Remember two things, always. There must be… — Louise Fitzhugh Copy Share Image
I'm a goofball, so I think comedy is one of my stronger points, as an actor. I just never get to do… — Tinsel Korey Copy Share Image
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