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Misery loves company, particularly when she is herself the hostess, and can give generously of her stores to others. — John Kendrick Bangs Business Copy Share Image
Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts Along the moonlit way. — John Kendrick Bangs Christian halloween Copy Share Image
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Whose heart doth hold the Christmas glow Hath little need of Mistletoe; Who bears a smiling grace of mien Need waste no… — John Kendrick Bangs Bears Copy Share Image
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If I had my way no one should be taught to read until after he had passed his hundredth year. In that… — John Kendrick Bangs Book Copy Share Image
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