“Does it stand, but not straight enough? Is there a bend in the tool? Leaning left like the Marxist-Leninist Party? To the… — Rohinton Mistry Copy Share Image
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I'd like to do more dramatic roles but I would never give up comedy to do it. I've seen a lot of… — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
[In relationships with a directors] I want to be able to give and take, and I can't name what it is: respect,… — Harrison Ford Copy Share Image
“The youngest one,” she interrupted. “The youngest son, I mean. The one who is unmarried.” “I know who he is.” “Very well,… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
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“The Red Lion was a four-ale bar with a handful of lowbrowed sons of toil who looked as though they might be… — Sebastian Faulks Copy Share Image
All I try to do is as earnestly and as acutely as I can, conceive a character and try to portray this… — Patrick Warburton Copy Share Image
In the creation of comedy, it is paradoxical that tragedy stimulates the spirit of ridicule; because ridicule, I suppose is an attitude… — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
I was really shy growing up. I had braces, headgear, and no boobs - still don't. So, the boys weren't interested in… — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
“There were many ways to extract information if you have more time? but if you were in a rush, they recommended flaying,… — B. Justin Shier Copy Share Image
I was, and am, a frustrated filmmaker and film student, and my passion and love for movies was so broad that, in… — Alex Graves Copy Share Image
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“What was that?" Belgarath asked, coming back around the corner. "Brill," Silk replied blandly, pulling his Murgo robe back on. "Again?" Belgarath… — David Eddings Copy Share Image
It's easier to play a dim character, for me, because I have a natural bent for comedy. It's not intrinsic for me… — Stephen Root Copy Share Image
I was bad at sports and picked last every day. I couldn't quite figure out what my role was in the social… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
“Compact trash into a cube. Then slice it into thin layers and BOOM—you’ve got pieces of modern art. Each sliver belongs in… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor." "But you're a minor," she pointed out. "At least for beer." "Yeah,… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“A shameful fact about humanity is that some people can be so ugly that no one will be friends with them. It… — Hal Johnson Copy Share Image
I was always a silent comedy nerd. I would stay up late and sneak downstairs to watch 'Saturday Night Live' and 'Kids… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think Amy Poehler and Tina Fey have done so much for women in comedy in the sense that they've normalized it.… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
“We English have perfect eyesight." Alec finally turned to look at her. "Are you jesting with me, wife?" "You decide, husband." "Aye,… — Julie Garwood Copy Share Image
“It rather goes without saying that Katherine drank her coffee black. Katherines do, generally. They like their coffee like they like their… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I remember stating that humour was the poor cousin of wit and at best it was the whetstone on which wit sharpened… — Catherine Cookson Copy Share Image
“And I'm not saying it's a bad song, you know, or anything like that. All I'm saying is that if you get,… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
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When I did comedy I made fun of myself.If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon. And people looked at me… — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
I love comedy. I don't approach it any different. I'm not a comedian. I'm not a stand-up. I just do it like… — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
Everybody's gone through things, and I think the point of comedy is to talk about those things in a humorous way so… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
“Mark Twain describes how his friend Ralph Keeler introduced him at the start of a lecture: " 'I don't know anything about… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Being extremely honest is quite funny. But there's no recipe or concept that I can bring up that fully defines what we… — Yorgos Lanthimos Copy Share Image
This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Where there is no belief in the soul, there is very little drama . . . . Either one is serious about… — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
“Is she worth it though?" he asked and she shrugged. "That's up to you to decide. Either way, I support you, love… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“Lucille,” Norma Jean whispered loud enough for me to hear from my foliage hideout. She leaned over her walker and adjusted her… — Ann Charles Copy Share Image
The pleasantly crude 'Hall Pass' reminds us of what's been missing from movies: Those squirm-inducing moments in comedy that produce enough discomfort… — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“Dear God, she couldn't give this man sex. She could barely give it to Van, and he currently smelled so good she… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
“Dexter,' Debs said, jerking her head at me. 'Get some smelling salts or something. You and Deke help her up.' (...) Deke… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
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