People tell me all the time when they meet me, in comedy, they say 'You have that type like Sofia Vergara; you… — Lele Pons Copy Share Image
“A week ago someone warned me not to buy the blueberry muffins at Eddie's, but I didn't listen and bought them anyway.… — Kasie West Copy Share Image
St. Francis of Assisi was hoeing his garden when someone asked what he would do if he were suddenly to learn that… — Francis of Assisi Copy Share Image
“Weird sunshower around three. Linda Hertney: It's like a final goodbye from Todd. (Linda = nut. Once claimed crow on ledge was… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
Being in writers' rooms turns you feral. You are swearing, you are going to very dark, mean places. You start out in… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
“Kera came out of another room, dragging an unhappy Vig Rundstom behind her. The two Crows pushed the men together until they… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
There's a great deal of echoing going on in 'Old School.' Mr. Piven, who played the upstart outsider in the 1994 campus… — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
It's a pragmatist's business, comedy. Start off with good intentions and references to the Pompidou Centre and you end up with boiled… — Mel Smith Copy Share Image
Being able to laugh at a situation can help you hang on to your perspective. And there's an intimacy in laughter that… — Eric Mabius Copy Share Image
Here's a message to all the employers out there reading this: if a comedian comes to you having given up comedy and… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
“He knows you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance... He knows there's a… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
“She was good-natured with a ribald sense of humour, breaking wind fairly frequently and uninhibitedly, then asking in a loud voice: “Who’s… — Susie Kelly Copy Share Image
“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Do you wanna go out for lunch? In celebration?” I asked and then touched my lips in thought. “Or we could swing… — J.M. Colail Copy Share Image
I think part of the reason that I have been successful, though, despite maybe not always fitting my message into the pre-packaged… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
“Listen, Mike, I don’t know what happens in parochial schools—most of the guys survive the nuns and come out with a sense… — Linda Fairstein Copy Share Image
“Real estate is the best investment on earth, however, when the music stops playing, which happens occasionally, don't be the one left… — Steven Ivy - Attorney Entrepreneur Copy Share Image
“... There may not be even two men living in the world whom I would have agreed to marry, certainly not on… — Marie Brennan Copy Share Image
“Just be careful, hon,” Rosanna said. “Oh, are the plates hot?” I flinched back just before my hands made contact. Rosanna laughed.… — C.J. Duggan Copy Share Image
“There was some kind of X-men emergency, so all the teachers were gone. This happens every now and then. It's one of… — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
When a man's knowledge is deep, he speaks well of an enemy. Instead of seeking revenge, he extends unexpected generosity. He turns… — Baltasar Gracian Copy Share Image
“I don't want to be remembered as a woman from Saint Louis who died. I want to be remembered as a woman… — Ally Spina Copy Share Image
“We can’t let it be controlled by the sorts of people who believe Voldemort was just some misunderstood sweetie who wanted everybody… — G. Norman Lippert Copy Share Image
I think humor is incredibly positive, I think it is life advancing. There's medical research to show that it improves your antibodies.… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
On a practical level, I'm uncomfortable at comedy clubs because there are so many shitty dude comics who have made my life… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
Humorists are not humorous twenty-four hours a day. In fact, when you get to know them well, they are often not humorous… — Margaret Halsey Copy Share Image
For me, comedy is a day-to-day report on the human condition. It's what's happening right now. I get maybe 20 minutes of… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
“Thanks for not talking with your fists,” I said. I have a little sister, and I’m not sure I’d be as understanding… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“[High angel] Carter's fucked-up sense of humor in action.' [The angel] Lucinda flushed deep crimson. 'How can you use such language so… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I ask my wife last night why she love me? she said because I am funny, has a good sense of humor,… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
“As a result of these news stories, millions of people must have become aware of "niggardly," who otherwise would never have heard… — John Derbyshire Copy Share Image
“All the others had the wrong smell – floor polish for the Low, somewhat suspicious incense for the High. Deep in the… — Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
A great deal of thought must be given to your daughter's marriage. Otherwise, she will simply slink off like a cat on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When we were still living at home, all he ever drank was cola, huge amounts of it; he had no problem knocking… — Herman Koch Copy Share Image
“Fearghus entered what he now considered her chamber, but immediately ducked the book flung at his head. Clearly she’d been waiting for… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Things I will never like: 1. Drying off with a cold, damp towel. 2. The feeling of seaweed wrapping around my legs.… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“Do you know how long it takes to charm people from Maine? They're uptight white people coated with a hard exterior made… — Joel Stein Copy Share Image
“A trip there would be about as enjoyable as fending off a pack of hippos with a piece of cauliflower while someone… — Robin George Andrews Copy Share Image
“14 July 1942—Jerusalem - ...A magnificent parcel, covered in tape and seals, arrived for me from India. Inside were two pairs of… — Hermione Ranfurly Copy Share Image
Prudent people are very happy; 'tis an exceeding fine thing, that's certain, but I was born without it, and shall retain to… — Mary Wortley Montagu Copy Share Image
![“[High angel] Carter's fucked-up sense of humor in action.' [The angel] Lucinda flushed deep crimson. 'How can you use such language so carelessly? You sound like you're… like you're in a locker room!" I smoothed down my tank top. 'No way. I'd never wear this in a locker room.' 'Yeah, it isn't even…” quote by Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/047/richelle-mead-46_chp12_high-angel-carter-s-fucked-up-sense-of-h_524768.jpg)
