Rick Sutter

A pizza is just a pie chart representing 100% happiness. . .

— Rick Sutter

I think my hair is French. It's been retreating for years. . .

— Rick Sutter

Profanity is the crutch of a conversational cripple. . .

— Rick Sutter

I wish the Dollar Store sold gas. . . .

— Rick Sutter

How can I think outside the box when I work inside a cube?

— Rick Sutter

Not all Superheros wear capes. . .

— Rick Sutter

When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum. . .

— Rick Sutter

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

— Rick Sutter

The Golden Rule of Bureaucracy: Whoever has the gold makes the rules. . .

— Rick Sutter

Sometimes when I say I'm Okay, I want someone to look me in the eyes, give me a hug and say, I…

— Rick Sutter

Often when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got…

— Rick Sutter

Six years in and theres still no evidence Obama even knows what a job is. . .

— Rick Sutter

How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days. . .

— Rick Sutter

I don't think my memory's bad, but it's to the point now that I can hide my own Easter eggs. . .

— Rick Sutter

The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.

— Rick Sutter

Remember that Valentines Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must get taken down. . .

— Rick Sutter

In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark,…

— Rick Sutter

I spend all morning thinking about lunch, all afternoon thinking about dinner, & all night thinking about breakfast. The Circle of Life. . .

— Rick Sutter

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. . . Small, large, round, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings, extra cheese. . .

— Rick Sutter

Subbing first graders a student said to me. Mr. Sutter, I dont understand the questions. . . Read the instructions, I said.…

— Rick Sutter

Today, 8 year old kids have Facebook, Twitter, iPhones, iPads. When I was their age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk,…

— Rick Sutter

I just learned this sub-teaching. . . Teacher (math problem): If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next…

— Rick Sutter

It's Graduation Time. . . Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief and excitement they…

— Rick Sutter

Ive realized that the Beatles got it wrong. Love isnt all we needlove is all there is. . . So, I have…

— Rick Sutter

Don't Look Under Your Bed on Halloween Eve. I'm just saying. . . .

— Rick Sutter

Life isnt like Burger King, you cant always have it your way. . .

— Rick Sutter

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. . .

— Rick Sutter

Money cant buy everything. Thats what credit cards are for. . .

— Rick Sutter

I think Chocolate is God's apology for Broccoli. . .

— Rick Sutter

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. . .

— Rick Sutter

I have a degree in Fine Arts. Do you want fries with that?

— Rick Sutter

Every meal is a happy meal when you're starving. . .

— Rick Sutter

Everyone says to follow your dreams, so I went back to bed. . .

— Rick Sutter

Without music, life would Bb. . . .

— Rick Sutter

The creative adult is the child who survived.

— Rick Sutter

Chocolate is natures way of making up for Mondays. . .

— Rick Sutter

I remember when yoga was called Twister. . .

— Rick Sutter

Profanity is the crutch of a conversational crippled. . .

— Rick Sutter

Rap Is To Music What Etch-A-Sketch Is To Art. . .

— Rick Sutter

Whoever said you can't buy Happiness has never owned a puppy. . .

— Rick Sutter