Tom Green

I'm a different guy on stage.

— Tom Green

Social media is making us more anti-social.

— Tom Green

I assumed I'd never be divorced.

— Tom Green

Our role isn't over now.

— Tom Green

I was a huge fan of Tom Snyder.

— Tom Green

You might remember me from Eminem's rap lyrics.

— Tom Green

I'd love to interview Mark Cuban!

— Tom Green

You can't let regret stifle your creativity.

— Tom Green

It would be a dream to perform at Radio City Music Hall.

— Tom Green

I have so much more fun doing stand-up. I can't even begin to explain.

— Tom Green

If an audience is loud and in a party mode, that's an audience that can absorb comedy.

— Tom Green

I knew at an early age that I wanted to pursue comedy.

— Tom Green

All comedy is really talking about social issues and things that are affecting our lives.

— Tom Green

Teams that shoot as quick and as well as they do make them hard to stop.

— Tom Green

I don't watch a whole lot of television, to be honest, but I do miss music videos.

— Tom Green

I was happy to be turning 40. It was a good one.

— Tom Green

The victims aren't really victimized in a way that it comes off totally mean-spirited or negative, ... It's a fun, fun victimization,…

— Tom Green

There is no sign of stability. It started out as not such a bad day but then stocks just got hammered,

— Tom Green

For about three or four years, I was in a lot more physical pain and stress than anybody knew. When I would…

— Tom Green

Most of the people - either returned home to the south or found housing near the shelter they were staying at

— Tom Green

Sometimes it's nice when you go out on the road, and you come back, and your girlfriend's left you. You have complete…

— Tom Green

I've always had fun looking forward, seeing where technology is going, and finding interesting ways of applying that to comedy.

— Tom Green

I'm always making micro-adjustments onstage, listening to the audience, and what a crowd is like can be infectious.

— Tom Green

There was definitely a lot more energy, for sure, overall, and in the second half I really thought we displayed some toughness.

— Tom Green

When I was a television broadcasting student in 1993 up in Ottawa, Canada, and my friends and I started making a show,…

— Tom Green

I've always tried to do things a little bit before they were being done by the mainstream. I challenge myself to do…

— Tom Green

It's such a huge endeavor putting a full movie together, especially an independent movie. I tend to kind of do them when…

— Tom Green

It's been a great learning experience, and I'm hoping these games prepare us for January, February and a little bit of March.…

— Tom Green

Their press got us going way too much. We worked on it all week, but their pressure got to us. They didn't…

— Tom Green

Steve Jobs is considered an amazing genius and made billions of dollars. Sure, we overlook that he didn't pay his share of…

— Tom Green

I love playing in Vegas because you've got people from all over the world, and you're already accepted. It's kind of a…

— Tom Green

When you work in television, working for a big corporation, no matter who you are, you can always get cancelled. That sucks.…

— Tom Green

“You know when you send a text message to someone and you don't get a response right away, you feel depressed? You…

— Tom Green

I'm a little bit of a techie.

— Tom Green

Everyone knows that senior citizens are stupid

— Tom Green

I don't really consider myself an actor, and I don't know if I'm a comedian.

— Tom Green

It takes a long time to put a movie together. It can take years.

— Tom Green

Whenever I do something, I tend to focus on it and spend all of my time and energy on it.

— Tom Green

There's a very thin market and the banks seem to be taking their toll on the market.

— Tom Green

I've always really enjoyed sounds and alliteration and funny words and funny melodies.

— Tom Green