Lawyers Quotes

Law and lawyers

— Morton J Horwitz

Let us kill all lawyers

— William Shakespeare

“No one 'just adopts'.”

— Jody Cantrell Dyer

“Do lawyers read poetry?”

— Kestral M. Gaian

I fire lawyers frequently.

— Damon Dash

I hate lawyers.

— James Toney

Lawyers do not mix with diplomacy.

— Charles Stross

We got rich lawyers... The best lawyers on the planet.

— Lil Pump

“We lawyers are all prestige whores”

— M.E. Thomas

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

— Norman Ralph Augustine

“Lawyers, I suppose were once children, too”

— Harper Lee

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers.

— Thomas Jefferson

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers.

— Elbert Hubbard

Civil liberties, good. Lawyers, bad.

— Richard Belzer

“Nothing is easy,” and, with respect to legal work, that was absolutely true.”

— Kenneth Eade

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Every game designer should make one explicitly world-changing game. Lawyers do pro bono work, why can't we?

— Jane McGonigal

We are all honorable men here, we do not have to give each other assurances as if we were lawyers.

— Mario Puzo

“Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.”

— Various

The older I get, the more interesting I find lawyers and accountants.

— Alex James

I've always had an affinity for lawyers. My dad is a lawyer. He's retired now. My brother is a lawyer.

— Scott Bakula

“Any lawyer worth his salt knew the first offer had to be rejected.”

— John Grisham

“He was your usual man when it came to romance, which is to say he couldn’t recite Baa Baa Black Sheep when…

— Tyne O'Connell

If you want to amplify the data that you have, you need media, you need lawyers, you need the judiciary. Especially when…

— Ory Okolloh

When dealing with a legal matter - always remember that you are your own best advocate. No one will care as much…

— Grant Fairley

I fucking well hate lawyers. They are the most dishonest people on the planet & are so used to lying that they…

— Anonymous

Every year law schools churn out thousands of lawyers. We don't need any more lawyers. We need more lawyers like we need…

— Craig Ferguson

Mississippi's loose campaign finance laws allow lawyers and companies to contribute heavily to the judges they appear before. That is terrible for…

— Adam Cohen

Lawyers serve a purpose, and we couldn't operate as society without them. They can make things more complicated and difficult, but there…

— Gabriel Macht

We have taken God out of our education system. We have taken Him out of government. You have lawyers that sue you…

— Franklin Graham

“I believe that there is something in all of us that is seeking expression, that wants to be heard, that wants to…

— Robin D. Hart

Culturally, I have always been part of the proletariat. I lived side by side with the sons of glassblowers, fishermen and smugglers.…

— Dario Fo

Under the ethics rules that apply to lawyers, an attorney has a duty to represent her clients zealously, which includes refraining from…

— Ketanji Brown Jackson

Rapid development in areas like machine-to-machine communications and the Internet of Things, coupled with the proliferation of big data, means higher-skilled professions,…

— Alain Dehaze

Lawyers have a way of seeing that sets them apart from the rest of us. In some way this special vision makes…

— Thane Rosenbaum

What's great about stand-up is that you can say whatever you want and go around the country, and sometimes the world, and…

— Natasha Leggero

As a youngster, I had friends who became lawyers and doctors, and I was as idealistic as anybody. When I was in…

— William Sanderson

“Critics must use clear facts and an insightful cognitive paradigm to back up their argument if they want to negate other people's…

— Saaif Alam

There are more heroes than cops, FBI agents, and lawyers.

— Powers Boothe

Lawyers spend their professional careers shoveling smoke.

— Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr