Edinburgh is the most pressurised environment to do comedy. You get an hour. There's no compere. You'd better be on the money… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
“Greg was a supernice guy and a good tenant.” “I met him only once, but he seemed pretty cool,” I said. “Of… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
“Are you going to let me be eaten?' Billy Beecham looks stunned. 'Don't you know that sometimes Beast collectors get collected?' I… — Maria Dahvana Headley Copy Share Image
“Six flights up I smelled it. Faint at first and then gradually stronger - the eye-watering stench of fermented sugar. I felt… — Kelly Meding Copy Share Image
I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm… — David Cross Copy Share Image
“He had no intention of actually kissing her. Knowing Jenny, she probably put on arsenic tainted lipstick every morning. But she’d been… — Anne Garboczi Evans Copy Share Image
Art happens no hovel is safe from it, no Prince may depend upon it, the vastest intelligence cannot bring it about, and… — James Whistler Copy Share Image
I like to invest as a performer in the director's vision and then bring a sense of reality to whatever I'm doing,… — Amy Seimetz Copy Share Image
I can't claim to feel like I've been under some man's thumb in comedy. I've sort of always done my own thing… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
“When we entered a classroom we always tossed our caps on the floor, to free our hands; as soon as we crossed… — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
“And there was this sweet-looking little old lady with her white hair in a bun and everything, the typical grandmother type, and… — Vivian Vande Velde Copy Share Image
“Since I came to the White House, I've gotten two hearing aids, had a colon operation, a prostate operation, skin cancer, and… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
“Smacking his arm lightly, she leaned back. "And Adam is way nicer than his brother." "A rabid hyena is nicer than Andrew,"… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Was she pregnant then?' asked Assad. Judging by the number of family members in his photos, it was a feminine condition with… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
“Hey, Melissa-is there anything I should know about having this kid that isn't in the books I've been reading?" Sunlight streamed through… — Kim Bongiorno Copy Share Image
“Roar's smile widened. "I know. You missed me." She rolled her eyes. "It's barely been three weeks since I last saw you."… — Veronica Rossi Copy Share Image
“She cried the first time she was pulled over by a cop. I explained to her that there is no reason to… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Here is everything I know about France: Madeline and Amelie and Moulin Rouge. The Eiffel Tower and the Arc de Triomphe, although… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Dandy," Martin replied, once again pleased with his response. A girl can make a guy feel good, great, and even fabulous, but… — Matthew Dicks Copy Share Image
“Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose...what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I've been a musician and a songwriter for years, since I was a teenager, and made my living doing that on and… — Rachel Parris Copy Share Image
When I was little, I had this old video camera, and I set it up, and I would pretend that I was… — Christina Grimmie Copy Share Image
“You see, a man's... ahem... is shaped differently from a woman's..." Mama fluttered her hand. "... whatsit. And in the marital bed,… — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
I think art is beautiful. It's decoration and adornment. But art is also a really important vessel for social change, and social… — Chloe Wise Copy Share Image
“His Grace woke up in the morning red-eyed as a ferret and in roughly the same temper as a rabid badger. Had… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
Netflix did it right and focused on all the things that have replaced the dumb, raw numbers of the Nielsen world -… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
“The only thing that consoles me is to be surrounded by people as depressed as I am. The readers down here, they're… — Sophie Divry Copy Share Image
Let me assure you that the humourless as a bunch don't just not know what's funny, they don't know what's serious. They… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
It's amazing how these little guys can say things that a mortal human could never get away with. There's some sort of… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
“He left as silently as he'd come. Pierre LaManche favored crepe-soled shoes, kept his pockets empty so nothing jangled or swished. Like… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
“The thing is, Fallon . . . I told you before to lock the door if you wanted me to stay out.… — Penelope Douglas Copy Share Image
“There were a lot of terms you had to learn, as opposed to the shylock business where all you had to know… — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-colored, king-sized three deckers,… — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
A favorite film of mine is 'Office Space' and I love 'The Hangover.' That is a really good comedy from character in… — Seth Gordon Copy Share Image
I've always felt that there's a lot of similarity between doing a comedy and doing a scary movie because jokes and scares… — Paul W. S. Anderson Copy Share Image
It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can… — Betty White Copy Share Image
. . .a sense of humor can be a great help-particularly a sense of humor about (oneself). William Howard Taft joked about… — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
I LOVE WAL-MART. I CONSIDER MY JOKES TO BE VERY JEUVINILLE. STUFF A 14 YEAR OLD WOULD LAUGH AT BECAUSE THATS THE… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
“Man craves joy far more than anything else in life, but there is nothing as madly intoxicating as the feeling of joy… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while.… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
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