There are no normal people, there are just different kinds of weird, all of it is human and all humanity is better… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I like to wear a "Do Not Disturb" sign around my neck so that little kids can't tell me knock-knock jokes. "Hey,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Although initially only few in numbers, it seems my gray hairs have launched an effective peer-pressure campaign intended to convert the others.” — Steve Maraboli Copy Share Image
I look at the stars and I see you, I look at the moon and I see you. I look at the… — Anonymous Authors Copy Share Image
One thing I'm a big fan of is the theater of the absurd. That's what I come from, that's what I love… — Michael Shannon Copy Share Image
“There is an unspoken pact between best friends that stipulates the following: To induce laughter, all you have to do is look… — Gina Marinello-Sweeney Copy Share Image
“Dudley had been accepted at Uncle Vernon's old private school, Smeltings...Harry, on the other hand, was going to Stonewall High, the local… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I'm very interested in trying to make comedy shows that are a bit bigger, more theatrical, more of a "show." Some people… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I bought a house, it's a two bedroom house, but I think it's up to me to decide how many bedrooms there… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Feminist humor raises consciousness. And the reason it's funny is because it stands something on its head. Goodness knows you've got to… — Eleanor Smeal Copy Share Image
I see people's need to dream, people's need to escape - you see it! That's why people come to comedy shows, that's… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
Comedy is one of the few places in entertainment at present where it's good for women to be, as no one is… — Roisin Conaty Copy Share Image
“At times Valentine wasn't sure whether he kept Matthews about because of his supreme unctuousness or because he had half a suspicion… — Suzanne Enoch Copy Share Image
“He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Now, there are things I like just fine about church, and I don’t just mean making money. The notion of getting together… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
“By seeing the way a joke worked in the horseplay of a printing shop two centuries ago, we may be able to… — Robert Darnton Copy Share Image
“There was nothing to tempt me from the choice of desserts, so I opted instead for a coffee, which was bitter and… — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
“Bravo," said Grimalkin, peering down from Cold Tom's chest. "The Winter prince and Oberon's jester agreeing on something. The world must be… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“A saying on an art piece prompted me to use the term seasoned citizen instead of senior citizen: 'I'm no longer a… — Janis Clark Johnston Copy Share Image
“I’ll give you a hint,” the woman said with a smile that held no friendliness at all. “You’ve slept with my husband.”… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
“Dennis faced him. They glared at each other again. Neither said a word until Dennis set the glasses down, leaned back against… — Sloan Parker Copy Share Image
I'd previously done 'Expelled,' and that was more on the comedy side, so I really wanted to challenge myself and see if… — Cameron Dallas Copy Share Image
I choose my actors well and get to know the quirks of their personalities - and, most of all, I share humor… — George Cukor Copy Share Image
“Maggie had learned a long time ago that each day with a child was filled with two kinds of battles: those that… — Sydney Strand Copy Share Image
Laughter serves as a blocking agent. Like a bullet-proof vest, it may help protect you against the ravages of negative emotions that… — Norman Cousins Copy Share Image
“she was lying to him.” “But she is lying to him. You are lying to him aren't you?” Darren asked as he… — Kaitlin Scott Copy Share Image
“The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
And especially, especially, don't f*ck with vegans. Do not look vegans in the eye. If you get into an argument with a… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
“My sister, Judy, has always said that she would like to lie in state, propped up in her coffin with her eyes… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“I was completely out of clean clothes. That meant I could be a slut and sleep naked , or I could be… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I like showing different types of comedy - showing that I could tell a story, or showing that I could do a… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Cinema is a composite art into which you can include all conceivable art or entertainment forms. In film, I can work with… — Takeshi Kitano Copy Share Image
When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Yeah, fucknuts, its you. You're me. To get into this place, You're gonna have to kill me. Which is not gonna happen… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
I've seen stand up comedy, and after a while you start to notice that a lot of people are doing things that… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The key to Lincoln's famous employment of humor is not that he failed to appreciate the tragic aspects of human existence, but… — Elton Trueblood Copy Share Image
“When did my house turn into a hangout for every grossly overpaid, terminally pampered professional football player in northern Illinois?" "We like… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“I thought she wanted out. We should've brought cuffs and a gag." Clare frowned. "What's wrong with you, Blake? This is a… — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
The difference between farce and humour in literature is, I suppose, that farce strums louder and louder on one string, while humour… — V. S. Pritchett Copy Share Image
