I played a lot of serious parts in a lot of TV movies and early miniseries but what happens is that you… — Barry Bostwick Copy Share Image
Roy Blount, who is the funniest person I know, journeys deep into the dark heart of humor and brings back a wonderfully… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I grew up being educated by Sesame Street and gained a sense of humor from The Muppet Show. I'd give my right… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
“When she was done whispering in the mike and being cute as hell, they'd sing a song half in English and half… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
There was a DJ who stayed up for eleven days straight, the longest recorded period of time anyone has ever gone without… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
Im happy to say that at 62, I think Ive reached that point where stuff doesnt bother me as much, and my… — Bonnie Raitt Copy Share Image
“Just because someone says he'll see you at midnight doesn't mean you're automatically bound to hug him when you've barely shaken hands… — André Aciman Copy Share Image
“I'll see she gets them," Brodick said. Judith shook her head. "I want to meet her," she explained. She stood up and… — Julie Garwood Copy Share Image
I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a… — Maria Shriver Copy Share Image
It's continuously humbling to work hard, you know? As long as you've got a good work ethic and a sense of humor,… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
The economics favour one-man comedy shows: all you need is one person, a microphone and a PA system. But I'm pleased so… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
“If I tell you another seven hundred times, maybe one of these days you might turn your clothes right side out when… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all, its great saving grace, is its ambiguity. You… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“I was surprised he could do any amount of labor wearing the pants he had on. I don’t understand skinny jeans for… — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales was expected to clock in at anywhere between 100 and 120 chapters. Unfortunately, the dude only managed to… — Jacopo della Quercia Copy Share Image
“Hackworth took a bite of his sandwich, correctly anticipating that the meat would be gristly and that he would have plenty of… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
“Life is pure farce from beginning to end, with a little black comedy thrown in for shade. If it was anything else,… — Minette Walters Copy Share Image
“Gabe watched, holding his breath as the figure slowly turned. The body moved in an almost unnatural way as it shifted and… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
What is a sense of humor? Surely not the ability to understand a joke. It comes rather from a residing feeling of… — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
“Hardly had the light been extinguished, when a peculiar trembling began to affect the netting under which the three children lay. It… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
“This was the move that was supposed to sweep me away. She seemed a little out of practice. I guess life with… — Dan Ahearn Copy Share Image
I was looking at a bottle of water; they have nutritional facts printed on the side. You know, I'm no chemist, but… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“He walked straight out of college into the waiting arms of the Navy. They gave him an intelligence test. The first question… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
There's a tricky tone where you try to get some humor into a movie that's also a tough tale of murder and… — Walter Hill Copy Share Image
“People who could easily be mistaken as preteens just shouldn’t even try to pull off the look-at-me-I’m-so-serious-and-mysterious-and-sexy look. Especially while driving because,… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
“He shook his head. “Did you tell him he should expand the Odessa-Brody oil pipeline up to Poland?” I smiled. “Yes. Yes,… — K.S. Ruff Copy Share Image
“They could pretend when they were alone. Lie to themselves about what this was between them. Hell, he could invent a million… — Rachel Harris Copy Share Image
“YOU CANNOT IMAGINE YOU ARE IN A POSITION TO EFFECT A SHUTDOWN, BYRON." "Can't I?" Zhang's eyes are wide now, gleaming with… — Amie Kaufman Copy Share Image
“Hiking is sort of like strip poker: by the end, all the participants are hot, sweaty, and nearly naked, and the winner… — Winona Dimeo-Ediger Copy Share Image
“Madame will forgive me for not perceiving her busyness. It is a sign of the highest breeding to be able to be… — Louis de Bernières Copy Share Image
I'm a sponge. I'm obsessed with comedy. I'm obsessed with the idea that you can make somebody laugh, and I love to… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
“And no chick fucking either, unless we both agree to it, of course." Turner pauses and scowls. "Though I can't imagine sharing… — C.M. Stunich Copy Share Image
“Don't tell me you fell something for the little . . . oh.' The vampire blinked, then curled his lip back, disgust… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
God has a tremendous sense of humor! Religion remains something dead without a sense of humor as a foundation to it. God… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“This, children, is Kitty Pryde, who apparently feels the need to make a grand entrance. I'm sorry. I was busy remembering to… — joss whedon Copy Share Image
“But, of course, you might be asking yourself, 'Am I a feminist? I might not be. I don't know! I still don't… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Gideon could not imagine any other young unmarried woman of his acquaintance passing up the opportunity to snare, if not himself, then… — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
I am part of another film by Abhimanyu titled 'Hullor.' There is also a comedy flick 'Bhoot Chakra Private Limited' by Haranath… — Soham Chakraborty Copy Share Image
Girls are the best vehicles in the world because: 2 beautiful headlights in front, 2 great bumbers at the back, self-lubricating when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
