Caitlin Moran

All art is someone trying to tell you something.

— Caitlin Moran

If you do it properly, life is art, really.

— Caitlin Moran

My parents were hippies. I'm the eldest of eight children.

— Caitlin Moran

“Galaxies of nothing are going on in her eyes.”

— Caitlin Moran

“We were all wondering—could you stop the maracas”

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“academics would read, and discussed at 11 p.m. on BBC4.”

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I am pathetically law-abiding.

— Caitlin Moran

I'm so glad I spent 10 years being sad and lonely.

— Caitlin Moran

“And the question is always "When are you going to have kids?" Rather than "Do you want to have kids?”

— Caitlin Moran

In the end, I want to spend my 60s writing bonkbusters like Jilly Cooper.

— Caitlin Moran

I’m neither ‘pro-women’ nor ‘anti-men’. I’m just ‘Thumbs up for the six billion

— Caitlin Moran

“And, like all the best quests, in the end, I did it all for a girl: me.”

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“I assure you, I have only had a few weak ales,” I say, slightly cross-eyed. “I’m perferly fine to remain here.”

— Caitlin Moran

Simultaneously, my two biggest heroes are Susan Sontag and Morticia Addams from 'The Addams Family.'

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I wrote my first book at eight, all of four pages. At 10, I did a 40-page story. At 12, I wrote…

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I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.

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“A library is such a potent symbol of a town's values: each one closed down might as well be six thousand stickers…

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I don't think there should be anything that women are embarrassed to talk about in the 21st century, because for the last…

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“She might as well be telling me a story of how she once confused 'Push' for 'Pull' on a door, then banning…

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“The Fear is my Second Coming. When everyone in the world admits they’re going to die, we’ll really start getting some stuff…

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Twitter means all my friends are in my computer. All my ideas are in my computer. I can do whatever I want…

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I've got more friends than I've ever had in my life at the age of 39 - although given that I didn't…

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I think that instead of feminism being a political thing, it should be an act of creativity. It's more of a rock…

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When my children say, 'In the future, Mummy, will things get better or worse for humanity?' I say: 'Who knows, since Amy…

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“And that was the point I knew I just loved this filthy, ugly, loquacious man in a fur coat, who would spend…

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One of the great things about being a writer/journalist is that my boss loves me to go out and do features on…

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“Kite spends three minutes trying to calm me down - 'Dutch! Dutch!' - and then just hugs me with his huge arms,…

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“I used to fear their deaths--the car! the dog! the sea! the germ!--until I realized it need never be a problem: on…

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Men have made the world. And they've made a brilliant job of it. I love men. You know, men, you built Paris…

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“I will work out exactly how - with my no money, no money at all, until I actually receive my first, dawdling…

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“Every time you read a book that is worth anything, the author has put everything they know into that book, so when…

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“Every time your heart gets broken, breathe deep – it grows bigger as it mends. Imagine each line of red scar tissue…

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“Ladies, we are at a massive disadvantage in the workplace. Your male peers are flirting with their male bosses constantly. The average…

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“Ami engem illet, nem hiszem, hogy a „feminista” önmagában elegendő volna. Fel akarom tenni az i-re a pontot. A „harcos” szóval egyetemben…

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“There is no social upheaval that will really affect them. If you’re comfortably middle-class, what’s the worst a government policy could do?…

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“The real problem here is that we’re all dying. All of us. Every day the cells weaken and the fibres stretch and…

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“Politics will always mean more to the poor. Always. That's why we strike and march, and despair when our young say they…

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“There's one big difference between the poor and the rich,' Kite says, taking a drag from his cigarette. We are in a…

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But deciding not to have children is a very, very hard decision for a woman to make: the atmosphere is worryingly inconducive…

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“But, of course, you might be asking yourself, 'Am I a feminist? I might not be. I don't know! I still don't…

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