Oh God, are you supposed to collect things? I don't collect things. I like throwing things away. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
You can crush any woman by suggesting that she's fat, not even saying the word 'fat' but just suggesting she's fat. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws. — Caitlin Moran Heaven Copy Share Image
Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes. — Caitlin Moran Anecdotes Copy Share Image
You don't need to be legendary all the time. You can just be legendary for 10 minutes a day. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy. — Caitlin Moran Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“A feminizmussal pontosan ugyanaz a probléma, mint a „politikai korrektséggel”: egyfolytában úgy hajtogatják, hogy nem is tudják, mit jelent.” — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Parents drinking is the reason you came into the world, and if we didn't keep doing it then, by God, it would… — Caitlin Moran Alcohol Copy Share Image
“Because what you are, as a teenager, is a small, silver, empty rocket. And you use loud music as fuel, and then… — caitlin moran Books Copy Share Image
I think there are brilliant jokes to be made about abortion, and we should be able to talk about this in the… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I don't think that women being seen as inferior is a prejudice based on male hatred of women. When you look at… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Death is not a release, but an incentive. The more focused you are on your death, the more righteously you live your… — Caitlin Moran Death Copy Share Image
I think it's a really important thing for women to be able to just put their hands up and go, I can't… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I was brought up in a kind of, you know, very hippie, liberal family. And it was just always automatically assumed that… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“…she is in the girl Matrix trying to catch invisible slow mo bullets those of us outside the Matrix can’t see. You… — Caitlin Moran Relationships Copy Share Image
“Women, it is presumed, will always end up having babies. They might go through silly, adolescent phases of pretending that it’s something… — Caitlin Moran Babies Copy Share Image
“For as I sit there, in pain, I suddenly notice I have changed. I am not self-loathing anymore. These billion cheap blackbirds… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I feel in my bones that Lady Gaga is a true strident feminist and good for my soul - but how do… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
For me, and I suspect a lot of socially awkward people, dealing with people face-to-face seems really traumatic. Particularly if you have… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I read something once that when you're online, your inhibitions are lowered to the state where you've had three drinks. Once you… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“If we wonder why people are so apathetic and casual about every eminently avoidable horror in the world – famine, war, disease,… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Jesus, I'm sorry. I have wasted your time with a fake deal. I acknowledge that this means you are of the case,… — Caitlin Moran Family Copy Share Image
“I personally have a cunt. Sometimes it's 'flaps' or 'twat', but most of the time, it's my cunt. Cunt is a proper,… — Caitlin Moran English language Copy Share Image
“I have a rule of thumb that allows me to judge, when times is pressing and one needs to make a snap… — Caitlin Moran Feminism Copy Share Image
“These days, however, I am much calmer - since I realised that it’s technically impossible for a woman to argue against feminism.… — Caitlin Moran Bank account Copy Share Image
If you come from a working-class background, you can't afford to write full time, because you're just not being paid. Basically, all… — Caitlin Moran Argument Copy Share Image
“A fehérnemű mellett a szerelem is a nő dolga. A nők arra valók, hogy beléjük szeressenek. Amikor a nőket sújtó nagy tragédiákról… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“A szexizmus legnagyobbrészt onnan ered, hogy a férfiak megszokták, hogy mi vagyunk a vesztesek. Ez a probléma. Rossz a pozíciónk. Megszokták, hogy… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“There's one big difference between the poor and the rich,' Kite says, taking a drag from his cigarette. We are in a… — Caitlin Moran Class Copy Share Image
But deciding not to have children is a very, very hard decision for a woman to make: the atmosphere is worryingly inconducive… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
