Amusing Quotes

Life's more amusing than we thought.

— Andrew Lang

“Nothing's amusing that isn't spiteful.”

— Leo Tolstoy

Noodles are not only amusing but delicious.

— Julia Child

“I cried because I was so beautiful.”

— Victoria Kann

You can't live on amusement

— Robert Grant

“May the week end But the weekend never end”

— Hrishikesh Agnihotri

“Love Rocks The De La Cruz's World”

— P.T. Macias

Jane Austen is very amusing.

— James Callis

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

— Voltaire

I find that quite amusing - I used to get Deborah Kerr her sausage rolls.

— Dave Myers

“You know what’s not funny? Funny bones. No, at best they are only mildly amusing.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Gordian pays you to sleep with unicorn hunters. That's the definition of a whore.”

— Diana Peterfreund

“ I'm sorry if me being turned on turns you on.”

— Kirsty Moseley

It was always amusing to be inside Apple and read what journalists said we were doing

— Donald A. Norman

“I’m not panicking. I’m watching you panic. It’s more entertaining.”

— Lois McMaster Bujold

“The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.”

— Steve Aylett

“There are many premium writers, yes? Tolstoy, yes? He wrote War , and also Peace , which are both premium books.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

Again and again I find that my own inner counselor, my secret dreaming self, is not only wise and helpful but usually…

— Sheldon B. Kopp

To make fun of a person to his face is a brutal way of amusing one's self; be delicate and cunning, and…

— Gelett Burgess

By amusing myself with all these games, all this nonsense, all these picture puzzles, I became famous... I am only a public…

— Pablo Picasso

“You've been four of the dearest, sweetest, goodest girls who ever went together through college,' averred Aunt Jamesina, who never spoiled a…

— L.M. Montgomery

Our lives are one endless stretch of misery punctuated by processed fast foods and the occasional crisis or amusing curiosity.

— Augusten Burroughs

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.

— H. L. Mencken

I usually balance out autobiography with goofy, amusing stuff to help keep the humour in my more serious work.

— Jeffrey Brown

Robert Neville looked out over the new people of the earth. He knew he did not belong to them; he knew that,…

— Richard Matheson

I'd worked at a small town newspaper, and I was thinking of all the strange stories that I had seen float through…

— Michael Koryta

“You find me amusing,” I point out. “And confusing.” “No, not confusing. You’re nothing if not straight forward. But yes, I find…

— Karina Halle

It's always amusing to look at how something early in the 20th century was written in anthropology and how it's written now.…

— Clifford Geertz

You know that I love you." And despite herself, Coraline nodded. It was true. The other mother loved her. But she loved…

— Neil Gaiman

Medicine may be defined as the art or the science of keeping a patient quiet with frivolous reasons for his illness and…

— Gilles Menage

It is amusing that a virtue is made of the vice of chastity; and it's a pretty odd sort of chastity at…

— Voltaire

I definitely at times notice a difference in service when I go out. You know, I can walk in to grab a…

— Tabatha Coffey

It's amused me the writers who have assumed that I was referring to a hateful quality of society in the '80s. I…

— Mark Flood

I'd describe my inner life as constantly vigilant, always ready to flee or respond with violence. I've felt this way since I…

— Phoebe Gloeckner

“I'm glad you two find this amusing." Hildy scooched toward the table so a man with a howling baby and several canvas…

— Vicki Grant

“Jacks dropped a heavy arm around her shoulders, sending a shock straight through her as he pulled her suddenly close. 'Want me…

— Stephanie Garber

“ 'Two things.' 'Name them. I am instructing you to name them.' 'I don't think you've been in love. Not recently, anyway.…

— Max Barry

On the whole, and providing one is in good spirits and feeling reasonably bright, it is not hard to converse for a…

— Virginia Graham

“I'm familiar with the myth, I'm merely surprised that a female would be familiar with the classics." "You must have a very…

— Judith McNaught

“His fingers lightly grazed my cheek. "I didn't know you before. When you're not there, I can't concentrate. I'm wondering where you…

— Jamie McGuire