I wish I could learn that just three drinks is enough, but I have not learned that. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“And the question is always "When are you going to have kids?" Rather than "Do you want to have kids?” — Caitlin Moran Children Copy Share Image
In the end, I want to spend my 60s writing bonkbusters like Jilly Cooper. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“I assure you, I have only had a few weak ales,” I say, slightly cross-eyed. “I’m perferly fine to remain here.” — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Simultaneously, my two biggest heroes are Susan Sontag and Morticia Addams from 'The Addams Family.' — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I’m neither ‘pro-women’ nor ‘anti-men’. I’m just ‘Thumbs up for the six billion — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“And, like all the best quests, in the end, I did it all for a girl: me.” — Caitlin Moran Adventure Copy Share Image
Telly never has any smart, amusing intellectuals living on a council estate. — Caitlin Moran Amusing Copy Share Image
I don't want children anyway,' Caz says. 'So I'm getting nothing out of this whatsoever. I want my entire reproductive system taken… — Caitlin Moran Children Copy Share Image
I say this in the spirit of feminist encouragement, but I think I'm pretty hot. I've got all the facial features, facing… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help… — Caitlin Moran Best day Copy Share Image
“Caz doesn’t like ‘nearness’. It makes her extremely irascible. In a three-bedroom council house with seven people in it, she is almost… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
People get really scared when women reclaim words, talk about themselves honestly and also make jokes because it's a really unstoppable combination. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“hearing women singing about themselves - rather than men singing about women - makes everything seem wonderfully clear, and possible” — Caitlin Moran Feminism Copy Share Image
I genuinely miss writing now on the rare days I don't write; my mouth waters when I think about writing, and I… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“I am 13 years old, I am 13 stone, I have no money, no friends, and boys throw gravel at me. It's… — Caitlin Moran Birthday Copy Share Image
I always give three pieces of advice to all the teenage girls when I do my talks: long country walks - it's… — Caitlin Moran Advice Copy Share Image
Culture is so much faster and so much more effective than anything else. If you go on a march, you march for… — Caitlin Moran Couple Copy Share Image
I think loads of women have this idea that their life is going to start at some point, once they've busted all… — Caitlin Moran Being a woman Copy Share Image
“While motherhood is an incredible vocation, it has no more inherent worth than a childless woman simply being who she is, to… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“You, in turn, observe yourself from a distance, simply astonished by the quantities of love you manufacture. It is endless. Your adoration… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
So this is why I can't agree with "don't feed the trolls." When millionaire celebrity broadcasters and entire publications start trolling, ignoring… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
It's the silliness--the profligacy, and the silliness--that's so dizzying: a seven-year-old will run downstairs, kiss you hard, and then run back upstairs… — Caitlin Moran Agendas Copy Share Image
It's like if every single male artist dressed up as farmers. In every video they were on a farm. Whether it was… — Caitlin Moran Art Copy Share Image
“Ladies, we are at a massive disadvantage in the workplace. Your male peers are flirting with their male bosses constantly. The average… — Caitlin Moran Easy way Copy Share Image
“Ami engem illet, nem hiszem, hogy a „feminista” önmagában elegendő volna. Fel akarom tenni az i-re a pontot. A „harcos” szóval egyetemben… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Politics will always mean more to the poor. Always. That's why we strike and march, and despair when our young say they… — Caitlin Moran Classical music Copy Share Image
“There is no social upheaval that will really affect them. If you’re comfortably middle-class, what’s the worst a government policy could do?… — Caitlin Moran Government policy Copy Share Image
“The real problem here is that we’re all dying. All of us. Every day the cells weaken and the fibres stretch and… — Caitlin Moran Afterlife Copy Share Image
“A szőr a női lét egyik legelső és legnagyobb gondja. Hívatlanul jelenik meg, úgyhogy döntést kell hozni róla – ami magunknak és… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Overeating is the addiction of choice of carers, and that's why it's come to be regarded as the lowest-ranking of all the… — Caitlin Moran Addiction Copy Share Image
“If you want to know what's in motherhood for you, as a woman, then - in truth - it's nothing you couldn't… — Caitlin Moran Books Copy Share Image
The word 'spinster' tells you everything you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Once you become poor, tired and time-constrained, you become a much better human being. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Feminism, as it stands, well... stands. It has ground to a halt. — Caitlin Moran Feminism Copy Share Image
It's just a horrible thing to keep saying to a woman, do you want a baby inside you? I mean, it's creepy. — Caitlin Moran Baby Copy Share Image
“Few girls would choose to be right – right, down into their clever, brilliant bones – but lonely.” — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
We need to reclaim the word feminism. We need to reclaim the word feminism real bad. — Caitlin Moran Feminism Copy Share Image