There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I could have written a misery memoir and instead I tried to make it funny. I never complained. — Caitlin Moran Memoir Copy Share Image
The word spinster tells you everything that you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry, yes. — Caitlin Moran Attitude Copy Share Image
“there is no crueler or more inappropriate present to give a child than estrogen and a big pair of tits.” — Caitlin Moran Children Copy Share Image
As far as I'm concerned, you're a feminist by default if you're born in the Western world right now. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I wrote my first book at eight, all of four pages. At 10, I did a 40-page story. At 12, I wrote… — Caitlin Moran Book Copy Share Image
I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit. — Caitlin Moran Bullshit Copy Share Image
You are educated equally to boys. You're expected to go into equal employment with boys. In a marriage, you are legally equal.… — Caitlin Moran Boys Copy Share Image
I've learnt that you tend most to make a div of yourself when you're trying to cover up the fact that you… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Just proportionately, statistically, one in three women are going to have an abortion. They're not all going to feel guilty. — Caitlin Moran Abortion Copy Share Image
“Because I haven't yet learned the simplest and most important thing of all: the world is difficult, and we are all breakable.… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Batman doesn’t want a baby in order to feel he’s ‘done everything’. He’s just saved Gotham again! If this means that Batman… — Caitlin Moran Baby Copy Share Image
You should write, write, write every day, and learn to edit and pare it right back so you're proud of every sentence,… — Caitlin Moran Beautiful Copy Share Image
“Perhaps it’s time for women to finally stop being secretive about their vices and start treating them like all other addicts treat… — Caitlin Moran Habits Copy Share Image
“Your key hobbies need to be long country walks (get some fresh air in those lungs!), masturbation, and the revolution. Between those… — Caitlin Moran Advice Copy Share Image
I cannot understand antiabortion arguments that center on the sanctity of life. As a species, we’ve fairly comprehensively demonstrated that we don’t… — Caitlin Moran Abortion Copy Share Image
“Or perhaps we should just junk the whole idea of getting married in the first place. I’m generally against anything where you’re… — Caitlin Moran First place Copy Share Image
I am in love, and he's the one. Obviously I thought the one before him was the one and the one before… — Caitlin Moran Being in love Copy Share Image
I'm quite British; I've got big, flat feet, and I can't wear heels. I've got very, very pale Celtic skin, so my… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“When statistics come in saying that only 29 percent of American women would describe themselves as feminist - and only 42 percent… — Caitlin Moran American women Copy Share Image
When I learned that flour pound for pound has as many calories as sugar, and that when eating pasta you're basically eating… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“...it's technically impossible for a woman to argue against feminism. Without feminism you wouldn't be allowed to have a debate on a… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
For throughout history, you can read the stories of women who - against all the odds - got being a woman right,… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
What art should be about,' they will say, 'is revealing exquisite and resonant truths about the human condition.' Well, to be honest… — Caitlin Moran Art Copy Share Image
“But, of course, you might be asking yourself, 'Am I a feminist? I might not be. I don't know! I still don't… — Caitlin Moran British Copy Share Image
“Buy flowers — or if you are poor, steal one from someone’s garden; the world owes you that much at least: a… — Caitlin Moran Blossom Copy Share Image
“Ugyanabban a hónapban, amikor Parker „Rezümé”-jét olvasom – „A penge fáj / A folyó nyirkos / A sav csúfít / Méreg görcsöt… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“It would be boring to say how much we laughed. He lay in his bed, and told stories, and would go quiet… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“And - as a woman reconciled in her own body - I feel I can argue with anyone's god about my right… — Caitlin Moran Abortion Copy Share Image
“As it turned out, almost every notion I had on my 13th birthday about my future turned out to be a total… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“imagine what we’ll be able to build when we really need something. When the floods start, and the graphs spike red, and… — Caitlin Moran Apocalypse Copy Share Image
I am not good at small talk. I will hide in a cupboard to avoid chitty-chat. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
A library in the middle of a community is a cross between an emergency exit, a life raft and a festival. — Caitlin Moran Community Copy Share Image
Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag. — Caitlin Moran Crush Copy Share Image
The problem with battling yourself is that even if you win, you lose. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
