“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.” — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“What if, when you woke up in the morning, ALL you had LEFT was what you had thanked God for the night… — Jill Conner Browne Morning Copy Share Image
“Stay fit and live long and prosper, but write your own obituary now, while you can, just in case.” — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“Familiarity, not survival, is the strongest drive in human beings.” — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“I believe that the ability to laugh at oneself is fundamental to the resiliency of the human spirit.” — Jill Conner Browne Comedy Copy Share Image
“Life. It's your birthday present. Open it up and play with it. Act like you like it. (The One who gave it… — Jill Conner Browne Birthday Copy Share Image
“If there exists in this universe anything more infuriating and crazy-making than a man, I don't know what it is, thank you,… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“Suzanne Sugarbaker of Designing Women was so right when she said, “There’s just nothing better in life than to ride around on… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“FINANCIAL TIP For guys-- buying the stupid flowers when you're supposed to will be way cheaper than what you'll have to buy… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“If some area of your life sucks - do something else. Life is too short - and too long - to spend… — Jill Conner Browne Life Copy Share Image
“Daddy always pointed out, it should come as no surprises to anyone that merchants want to move their wares-it's sorta what they… — Jill Conner Browne Business Copy Share Image
“Try to avoid getting involved with somebody who's gonna need killing before it's over. It may seem to you that that narrows… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“Rich old people are more attractive than poor old people, so by all means, try to get rich before age sets in.… — Jill Conner Browne Aging Copy Share Image
“Pre-forty, you can wash your face with Tide and use Vaseline for moisturizer, toss on a little mascara and lip gloss, and… — Jill Conner Browne Aging Copy Share Image
“My sister, Judy, has always said that she would like to lie in state, propped up in her coffin with her eyes… — Jill Conner Browne Death Copy Share Image
“We read in the paper about a fifty-five-year-old woman-you read right, that's fifty five- who had quadruplets! Since the pregnancy was in… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“In trying times, such as the ones we currently find ourselves mired in the middle of, one wants a distraction from one’s… — Jill Conner Browne Distraction Copy Share Image
“The lesson of the Funk Dog: “You can forget what it used to feel like to feel good about life; feeling rotten—or… — Jill Conner Browne Animal Copy Share Image
“A stranger came to their door one day. He was singularly unattractive - very little hair covering his hideous, sore-wracked skin, just… — Jill Conner Browne Animal Copy Share Image
“But, if you've decided to go out on a limb and kill one, for goodness' sake, be prepared. We all read, with… — Jill Conner Browne Good woman Copy Share Image
“It’s vitally important that you buy your own crown and declare yourself Queen, and then spend the rest of your life living… — Jill Conner Browne Crown Copy Share Image
“They know they're supposed to do something, but they're not sure what. And you know what they do when they're not sure--… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“If you are stuck sweating on a sandbar in the river of your life you've got to find a way back into… — Jill Conner Browne Birthright Copy Share Image
“Cheap jewelry, however, is worse than no jewelry at all, and there are very few things in life than are worse than… — Jill Conner Browne Humor Copy Share Image
