The happiness of those who want to be popular depends on others; the happiness of those who seek pleasure fluctuates with moods… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
“…After all, each story is a Rorschach Test, isn't it? And if people find beasties and bedbugs in my ink-splotches, I cannot… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
It used to be that in comedy you had to play the clubs and work your way up, but now, before you… — Trevor Moore Copy Share Image
I got a business card because I wanna win some lunches. That's what my business card says: Mitch Hedberg, Potential Lunch Winner.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“We watched some of the movie. It was shocking. Sex is apparently hard labor. Various persons supported crushing weights in agonizing positions… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
“Neurotičar je osoba koja brine zbog nečega što se nije dogodilo u prošlosti. On nije kao mi, normalni ljudi, koji brinemo zbog… — Anthony de Mello Copy Share Image
“The second prong in my revised Trinity is IKEA, the Swedish home store monolith. If you're unfamiliar, they carry every single thing… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“Because Time has been around for a long time, it often gets bored. In order to briefly relieve its boredom, Time enjoys… — Ben Brooks Copy Share Image
“All masculine, hard-bodied and sensual, he was a deadly weapon sent by the gods to drive women mad, and a walking billboard… — Lisa Sanchez Copy Share Image
I watched a dog chase its tail for 10 minutes and I thought to myself, Wow dogs are easily entertained Then I… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
Stand up comedy can be a tough world to break into. It can take years of painful soul searching, disappointing performances, and… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
“I turn over prop my head in my hand and watch Tristan sleep. His bar back is uncovered with the sheets raped… — Lane Whitt Copy Share Image
You know, a lot of people come to me and they say, "Steve, how can you be so fucking funny?" There's a… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“The guys who play it [soccer] are kinda dumb. Why don't they just kick the crap out of the guy in front… — Tite Kubo Copy Share Image
“Judy went back to Paulie’s place, but either he wasn’t home or he wasn’t answering his door. After banging on the door… — A. Lee Martinez Copy Share Image
I no longer needed a reason for my existence, just a reason to live. And imagination, free will, love, humor, fun, music,… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
My dad's a very funny man when he gets going. I remember clearly, from a young age, thinking, 'I want to be… — Rebecca Front Copy Share Image
Akshay sir is very good at comedy. He has so much energy in him. He not only expresses with his dialogues but… — Diljit Dosanjh Copy Share Image
The highest of highs is to have a new routine that you're just breaking in and that's working, and that's - you're… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
If I could go back and talk to the me who was just starting to do comedy, I would have told myself… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
“He leaned forward to inspect her closer. "Is that all hair?" ... Sudden, overwhelming panic clawed up Cress's throat. With a squeak,… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
“And now," Eric yelled into his mircophone, "we're going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This one's for my girlfriend.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“I looked at the piles of plates and cups, and kettles, and bottles and jars, and pies and stoves, and cakes, and… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“The number of foggy days over the city is never reported, reportedly. But take it from me— there's enough to satisfy everyone, and… — Herb Caen Copy Share Image
“Chello, I'm not in your face per se but indirectly I have a direct agenda pinned to my personal. The problem is… — Kelvin Mark Coleman Copy Share Image
“Queen Lily Ruckler, negotiations have ceased with the Commoner leaders of the world. The time for attempting peace is over. There is… — scarlett Dawn Copy Share Image
“A man walked across the moors from Razorback to Lancre town without seeing a single marshlight, head-less dog, strolling tree, ghostly coach… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He leans forward and his mouth brushes briefly against mine, and I feel... nothing. I was hoping our first kiss would trigger… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
I got, like, Diane Keaton's manager, and she was very connected; she had power. And she was like, "Your star is in… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
All the greatest comedians use comedy and humor to release pain and sadness, and I think that instead of wanting to live… — Princess Nokia Copy Share Image
Comedy today is not what it was years ago. It's always changing, in particular to female comics. No longer are certain subjects… — Patrick Stewart Copy Share Image
I was very serene, and I still am, until I start talking in another voice, then suddenly I have a lot of… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
I do kind of aspire to do comedy that appeals to a wide range of audiences and doesn't divide people. I never… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? .… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Never a dull moment,” he muttered. They’d been flash and bang from the first moment they’d met. “Yeah, well, if you weren’t… — Abigail Roux & Madeleine Urban Copy Share Image
“Matt is a tortured soul,' Amanda insisted. 'He's Heathcliff and you're Cathy. He's Rochester and you're Jane Eyre. He's-' 'Darcy and I'm… — Robin Brande Copy Share Image
“In the present case it is a little inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense,… — H.L. Mencken Copy Share Image
People, to maintain their self-esteem, tend to believe they are above average on all positive qualities - height, income, intelligence, sense of… — Jeffrey Pfeffer Copy Share Image
“GOD DOESN’T HATE FAGS OR ANYBODY ELSE FOR THAT MATTER. GOD SAVES! THEN, GOD PASSES IT TO GRETZKY - WHO ROOFS THAT… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
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