I think comedy evolves constantly. I reinvent myself all the time. I always find a way to entertain myself because I truly… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
“Dagny and Fransisco d'Anconia?" she said, smiling ruefully, in answer to the curiosity of her friends. "Oh no, it's not a romance.… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
Golf is 20 percent mechanics and technique. The other 80 pecent is philosophy, humor, tragedy, romance, melodrama, companionship, camaraderie, cussedness and conversation. — Grantland Rice Copy Share Image
My wife has a good sense of humor, and instead of calling me psychic with my novels, she simply refers to me… — Brad Thor Copy Share Image
You can make a sordid thing sound like a brilliant drawing-room comedy. Probably a fear we have of facing up to the… — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
I had a client who just wanted to entertain me the whole time, that is a defense against going deep, in my… — Kelly Carlin-McCall Copy Share Image
“Jeremy laughed. "Well, there was food, a gift, and you spent your time shopping. I'd say it was a date!" Aiden squinted… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. That's because my dad always refused to… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“Doctor, you mentioned the ration of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so called monogamous… — General Buck Turgidson Dr Strangelove Copy Share Image
“ marathon: (noun) A popular form of overpriced torture wherein participants wake up at ass-o-clock in the morning and stand in the… — Matthew Inman Copy Share Image
There's a lot of comedy in Intermission but it's got this depth. It's not comedy for comedy's sake - it's informed by… — Cillian Murphy Copy Share Image
“Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard.… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Humor requires perspective. Perspective requires focus. Focus requires balance. Balance requires attention to the present moment. In the 'now' one is freed… — Tom Bergeron Copy Share Image
You cannot over estimate how infantile men are about sex! Men are people that have sex BECAUSE they have a headache... or… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I really don't want to do anything that resembles stand-up comedy. But I will agree to say that I am doing it,… — Lucas Neff Copy Share Image
“Why do those hard choices in life—you know, the ones you make because they're the right damn thing to do—always feel like… — Jessica Lee Copy Share Image
“The more she stared, the happier his dick was to swell with pride, doing a stellar flagpole imitation. About a year later,… — Lorelei James Copy Share Image
“Arabella- Why you felt it was imperative for me to leave my house in a traveling trunk is still beyond me. You… — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
“Of course, I’ve told Jesus to suck it, too, which earned me a certain measure of notoriety, because you have to make… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I was told to hand over my disposable lighter, to prevent, I suppose, any threat of "Do what I say or I'll… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“An old love of my uncle's. Her name was Nott." "Not what?" "Nott. Just Nott." Mack waited as long as he could… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
I did Scottish footballer of the year this year, attempted to do some comedy at that. Not the brightest people in the… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“What a situation!' cried Miss Squeers; '...What is the reason that men fall in love with me, whether I like it or… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Z: "You know, this was a hell of a lot easier when you were out cold in the back of that truck."… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“Now she sat in their dining hall, a book in her lap but unread while she stared blankly across the room.Bercelak’s kin… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
Working hard to maintain the illusion Im Boss of the Boy & Girl. Witty people, retro style, TV, animals, trees & chocolate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It wasn't that funny, but I laughed. There wouldn't be much laughter in the world if people didn't like each other, because… — John Barnes Copy Share Image
January 14, 2000, was my first time on stage, and I've been hooked ever since. I got discovered nationally in Seattle by… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
In comedy writing, a sitcom plot is basically the same thing: What's the worst thing that could happen? But you're playing it… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
I was the female lead in a romantic comedy. It's a little indie film that we shot in China called 'America Town,'… — Eliza Coupe Copy Share Image
“I continued, “The painting shows this fish with a big eye and a halo, floating in air, and underneath the fish are… — Nelson DeMille Copy Share Image
I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
What keeps faith cheerful is the extreme persistence of gentleness and humor. Gentleness is everywhere in daily life, a sign that faith… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“In his original design the solicitor's clerk seemed to have forgotten the need for a staircase to link both the floors, and… — V.S. Naipaul Copy Share Image
If I ideally can, I'd do a comedy, and then I would do something where I'm a mental patient, and then I'd… — Mircea Monroe Copy Share Image
If we ban whatever offends any group in our diverse society, we will soon have no art, no culture, no humor, no… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
'S.N.L.' is the comedy establishment. Of course you want to go through that, because you want that stamp of approval. But it… — Noel Wells Copy Share Image
“[Jack] checked his watch, then returned to studying her back. damn if she didn't have a nice back, too - smooth, unblemished… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“You know what you are, Sam Brody?" she whispered, wrapping her arms around his neck. "A big, fat tease." They both knew… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
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