I love to write humor. If I could make a living doing it that is all I would write. The happiest period… — W. E. B. Griffin Copy Share Image
“I was doing the new Summer Lady a favor, running down a rogue storm sylph. Got to go all over the place… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Then the glow grew brighter: a holographic golden sickle with a few sheaves of wheat, rotating just above Meg McCaffrey. A boy… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You’re not enjoying yourself,” Syl said. “You’re starting to sound a lot like my mother.” “Captivating?” Syl said. “Amazing, witty, meaningful?” “Repetitive.”… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“My quietness is a consequence of my deeply entrenched nihilism. I don’t believe there is any real value in my or anyone… — Emily R. Austin Copy Share Image
If someone is genuine, compassionate and kind, that is a turn-on. A sense of humor is a huge turn on, and that… — Jennifer Nettles Copy Share Image
Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the reader... But if, in addition, I can… — Garry Trudeau Copy Share Image
I was thinking about comedy and how comedy in many ways opens us up to ideas and really being influenced by Richard… — Terry Gross Copy Share Image
“All of Dragos’s sentinels were mean and barbaric and sexy. Even that weird harpy-bitch Aryal, who she might have a teensy girl… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“Miss Dearheart gave him a very brief look, and shook her head. There was movement under the table, a small fleshy kind… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Preparing the communal evening meal sometimes caused arguments. Every village in Sicily had a different recipe for squid and eels, disagreed on… — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
“The Lights..." said Norv the Raw, as if we might not have noticed. Before any further statements of the obvious could be… — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
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It's fun to do a comedy and hook people in and then hoodwink them into watching a serious movie. I like to… — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
I find humor to be the most attractive characteristic, but I certainly won't cancel anything out, considering when you love someone you… — Zoey Deutch Copy Share Image
“I refuse to let him hire a princess in disguise who's hoping to sneak into the next ball wearing a dress as… — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
“Sir Isaac Newton, renowned inventor of the milled-edge coin and the catflap!" "The what?" said Richard. "The catflap! A device of the… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“I think you smoke them so you have something to do while thinking up your next witty line." He choked on the… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying… — Ellen Goodman Copy Share Image
“Hey, uh, you know. Um. If you’re alive, uh, call me." I looked at the screen and said, "It's Jane." I closed… — Faith Hunter Copy Share Image
“I'm having a hard time getting excited about another four years in office. Being president isn't worth the daily public beatings I… — Rich Allan Copy Share Image
Haven't lost your sense of humor after all but your sense of identity is what seems to have been misplaced. No. Wrong.… — Judith Guest Copy Share Image
“You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“They both fell silent. For a while the only sound they could hear was the noise of books resting on shelves, which… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
Despite my mum being from a small village in the middle of a forest, I'm not a country person. I don't like… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
Absurdity is my favorite brand of humor because deep down inside, in our subconscious, it's all surrealism. It's all abstract. The world… — Weyes Blood Copy Share Image
“It probably wasn’t entirely her fault that she was such a bitter person. Having a name like Grace can be a serious… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
AT&T is now offering a new service that allows you to pay your bills through your TV screen by using your remote… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
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I'm very hip-oriented. I focus on hips in my comedy - probably more than any other hipster comic who is out there… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
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“Ronkers was getting out of the elevator on the first floor when the intercom paged 'Dr Heart'. There was no Dr Heart… — John Irving Copy Share Image
“Last bedroom on the right," Nick said with a smirk. "Might want to knock first." Jeremy rolled his eyes. "Dude, you are… — Laura Kaye Copy Share Image
“Believe me, a highly strung brain such as yours demands occasional relaxation from the strain of domestic surroundings. Forget for a little… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“As an author I'm in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog… — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
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