There is this idea in comedy that you don't want to look like you care about your appearance because that takes away… — Steve Howey Copy Share Image
“I glanced over, he was still looking at me. ''Uh... do you need something?'' ''No.'' ''Oh, okay.'' ''It's just...'' he leaned in,… — Maddie Hample Copy Share Image
“It's a sad fact of modern life that sooner or later you will end up on YouTube doing something stupid. The trick,… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
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Yes, I have a good sense of humor to sort of last a long time in show business, and I think to… — Jane Krakowski Copy Share Image
The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their… — Alexei Sayle Copy Share Image
“Calvin's Mom confronts him as he stands at the open front door, going to school: Calvin, are you going to take that… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“He wasn't my type -- my type was more the skinny hipster boys in girl jeans and thick glasses, a.k.a. the first… — Domashita Romero Copy Share Image
Beauty without wit offers nothing but the enjoyment of its material charms, whilst witty ugliness captivates by the charms of the mind,… — Giacomo Casanova Copy Share Image
“Lovers do things together! They rent videos, they ride Ferris wheels, they go out for pizza, they play Scrabble. They . .… — Shannon McKenna Copy Share Image
I like things that are funny - in everyday conversation, in incidents that you see, in watching TV or watching film. Comedy… — Patrick Stewart Copy Share Image
“Kate& Derek “No, Kate, you don’t understand. He vanished. He was there one moment and then he was gone.” I couldn’t resist.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I am one of the unpraised, unrewarded millions without whom Statistics would be a bankrupt science. It is we who are born,… — Logan Pearsall Smith Copy Share Image
“It probably wasn't smart to judge them based on appearance. I, for instance, was destined to be a world-renowned surgeon, but between… — Carrie Harris Copy Share Image
The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
A witty vicar once said that a good marriage is like a pair of scissors with the couple inseparable joined, often moving… — Mary Jo Putney Copy Share Image
It's completely unsexy [Yello, "Oh Yeah" 1985]. It does capture that weird '80s materialism and "We're gonna get it on now" vibe.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
He was a man who was charged with the work he did in life because he was not one to ask questions… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
As for making video comedy, pretty much anyone can do it. When I got started, I just filmed it with my webcam… — Simone Giertz Copy Share Image
I find that I'm just drawn to anything that's going to challenge me as an actress. So any time I get a… — Audra McDonald Copy Share Image
When we started doing sketch comedy - actually in '91 in Chicago - making your own videos, which we did, took forever.… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
From being a young kid I was always drawing and painting, usually stuff like private parts or bloody images but always with… — Tom Six Copy Share Image
“Wraith snorted. "Cowards. Seriously. Who brings a gun to a knife fight? That's cheating." "You don't have a gun?" Kynan asked. Wraith… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
“I have a boy problem,” I said. “DELICIOUS,” Kaitlyn responded. I told her all about it, complete with the awkward face touching,… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Nix to Declan: Begin transcript— Testing. Hello, hellooo, anybody out there? Check, check, one, two. Soft pee. Puh, puh. Resonance! Sooooooft pee.… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Cops and Robbers in 1965 England was still a kind of Ealing comedy: crimes rarely involved firearms. The denizens of F-wing were… — Joe Boyd Copy Share Image
If you ask me right now, you've seen the last of Mind of Mencia. I don't want to be a one-trick pony.… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they… — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
You can find heroism everyday, like guys working terrible jobs because they've got to support their families. Or as far as humor,… — Harvey Pekar Copy Share Image
Irony won't save you from anything; humour doesn't do anything at all. You can look at life ironically for years, maybe decades;… — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
“You're not happy to see me, then?' Jace said. 'I have to say, I'm surprised. I've always been told my presence brightened… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“First of all, let's get one thing straight. Your Italy and our Italia are not the same thing. Italy is a soft… — Beppe Severgnini Copy Share Image
“I put the books I was returning on the appropriate desk, and I began looking at the shelves of new arrivals. Most… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“And how is His Great Fussiness today?” Derek’s eyes sparked a bit. “His Majesty is in an ill humor. Rumors are flying… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“They toured the new hospital, the renovated and expanded McVeigh Home, and the (named without apparent irony) Bay View Home for the… — Alan Brennert Copy Share Image
I have been confronted with many difficulties throughout the course of my life, and my country is going through a critical period.… — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
The purpose of the whole [the Comedy] and of this portion [the Paradiso] is to remove those who are living in this… — Dante Alighieri Copy Share Image
“ Alex moved closer to me, never taking his eyes from mine. “What if your eternity doesn’t start when you die?” he… — Angela Corbett Copy Share Image
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![“It's completely unsexy [Yello, "Oh Yeah" 1985]. It does capture that weird '80s materialism and "We're gonna get it on now" vibe. But it's a very juvenile approach. It also became a weird signal for comedy, in the sense that when you heard the song, it meant comedy was happening on screen. I feel…” quote by Margaret Cho](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/e1d/margaret-cho-1136_80s_it-s-completely-unsexy-yello-oh-yeah-198_2160792.png)
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