Ilona Andrews

Oh no, is it naked time?

— Ilona Andrews

“Does ice float?”

— Ilona Andrews

“I can’t share, Nevada. I won’t.”

— Ilona Andrews

She eats grass. Don’t ask.

— Ilona Andrews

And men my prophet wail deride!

— Ilona Andrews

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

— Ilona Andrews

Your headlights don't scare me.

— Ilona Andrews

“Saved by the Sith.”

— Ilona Andrews

Some men were handsome. Some were powerful. Curran was...dangerous.

— Ilona Andrews

Screwy," I said. "Is that a medical term?" "Of course.

— Ilona Andrews

Ve haf vays of making you gif us your DNA sample.

— Ilona Andrews

An evil spark flared in his eyes. "Trade: raccoon for some answers.

— Ilona Andrews

He referred to you as his little snack." "He's a sweetie.

— Ilona Andrews

Beautiful I would never be. Striking, that I could manage.

— Ilona Andrews

“Just staying sharp. Keeping you safe keeps me in shape.”-Curran”

— Ilona andrews

“I'm in a Disney movie. - Augustine”

— Ilona Andrews

“You can stay out here and compare inches for the entire night, but I'm going inside.”

— Ilona Andrews

Wanna spot me?" "No thanks. How about I just scream verbal encouragements at you?

— Ilona Andrews

Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.

— Ilona Andrews

“Is this my replacement?” What? “I didn’t replace you!” “Of course not. I’m irreplaceable.”

— Ilona Andrews

“I can't believe I have to say this. You there, dashing male secretary! Drop the frying pan.”

— Ilona Andrews

When walking into the lair of the dragon after robbing his hoard, the least you could do is hold you head high [...]

— Ilona Andrews

“Erra pointed at Curran with her thumb. "You want to marry this? Is there a shortage of men?”

— Ilona Andrews

Did I ever tell you that you are like sunshine in the middle of the night?

— Ilona Andrews

I chuckled to myself and kept walking. The Universe had proven Curran wrong: a person who aggravated him more than me did,…

— Ilona Andrews

“Have your vote. But know this: if you come to remove me, come in force, because if you try to separate me…

— Ilona Andrews

“I finally understood why he was called Mad Rogan. It wasn’t because he was insane. It was because he drove you nuts…

— Ilona Andrews

Sometimes, when you crave certain feelings, you'll trick yourself into thinking the other person is something other than what he apears.

— Ilona Andrews

“When a man takes up arms, he does so for many reasons. Sometimes to punish, sometimes to intimidate or frighten. But when…

— Ilona Andrews

If a man takes you to a restaurant of his choosing, don’t compliment him. Rave about the quality of the food and…

— Ilona Andrews

I stopped the blade two inches before it touched Andrea’s neck. Because she was my best friend, and sticking knives into your…

— Ilona Andrews

He raised his hand in a peaceful gesture. "You need to relax a bit, dove. Like Mouse over there. You trust me,…

— Ilona Andrews

Unfortunately, the Best Lord had condemned both vehicles as unsafe and instead I now leased a Pack Jeep I called Hector. Equipped…

— Ilona Andrews

“Because that's what it would catch in the wild, a boar, right? I can't wait to see a pack of bunnycats take…

— Ilona Andrews

I know it's late, but could you find a book for me? It's called The Slavs: Study of Pagan Tradition by Osvintsev."…

— Ilona Andrews

“He took the risk and his people had died. He blamed himself. It didn't reflect in his face, but I saw it…

— Ilona Andrews

“ It’s like you had a coming-out party,” Andrea said. “You’ve been presented to polite society, except now everybody wants to kill you.”…

— Ilona Andrews

“The trick here was indifference, I decided as I took my sweet time coming down the stairs. Act cool. Detached. Something potent…

— Ilona Andrews

“William glanced at her sword. His upper lip rose, showing her his teeth. My, my, Lord Bill, what big fangs you have.…

— Ilona Andrews

“How much did you hear?" "Everything that mattered." He nodded, his face unreadable. "It is what it is. All cards are on…

— Ilona Andrews