“The pillow whistled across the room and smacked him in the face. Nicolas smiled, satisfied. If he was going to die, this… — Sarah M. Cradit Copy Share Image
The beautiful thing about podcasting is it's just talking. It can be funny, or it can be terrifying. It can be sweet.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
“She stared into his eyes and announced, “A good-bye kiss.” It was at that Raid stopped dead. “What?” “Raiden, the gig is… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Lies--and again lies--it amazes me, the amount of lies we had told to us this morning." "There are more still to discover,"… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
Since I started making movies, I've had to hear a million times, "When are you going to do a comedy?" I think… — Isabel Coixet Copy Share Image
The hardest thing to get is true emotion. I always believe you need to earn that with the audience. You can't just… — John Lasseter Copy Share Image
I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process. People lose their minds,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“As a young father it's important to remember that, when you're at the beach, there's a BIG difference between telling your five… — Spuds Crawford Copy Share Image
“Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive." SMASH! "Good. Yes. Tyson… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Got it. You're fourteen. I'm proud you can count that high. It's a testament to the modern American education system. But I… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Invincible Copy Share Image
Merely watching a romantic comedy causes relationship satisfaction to plummet. Apparently, the bitter realization that maybe it could happen to us, but… — Jenna McCarthy Copy Share Image
The hugely popular Windows 95 operating system revolutionized the software world thanks to its capability of accomplishing the seemingly impossible task of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it… — Billiam Coronel Copy Share Image
“He well knew the futility of trying to contend against witches, so he gave up discouraged. But it occurred to him that… — Samuel Clemmons Copy Share Image
Lily Tomlin said something years ago, and I'm paraphrasing, that you have to find humor in everything, because by finding humor, you… — Morgan Spurlock Copy Share Image
“Clearly, I'm a genius at picking boyfriends. In my defense, have you seen what there is to choose from? The sea is… — Nicole Christie Copy Share Image
“A humour of reading books, except those of devotion or housewifery, is apt to turn a woman's brain... All affectation of knowledge… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
“How many Lojbanists does it take to change a broken light-bulb?” goes the old Lojban joke. “Two: one to decide what to… — Arika Okrent Copy Share Image
It takes something to get married: nerve, hope, a strong desire to make a certain statement - and it takes something to… — Amy Bloom Copy Share Image
Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought… — Robert Collier Copy Share Image
“ESPE: So, in both conversations, Lama Sangyay steers you away from thinking directly about Epifanio or your relationship (or lack thereof) and… — Sally Ember Ed.D Copy Share Image
My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
After 9/11, I changed a lot of the ways I viewed the world. I realized my comedy and my politics and my… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
Martin Luther King was a human being with a brilliant mind, a powerful heart, and insight, and courage and also with a… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
“The aspiration when reading is to understand ‘what is there’. But ‘what is there’ is known on the basis of our existing… — Joshua D. Broggi Copy Share Image
“One bad thing can often be rectified or overlooked, but several of them can sometimes coalesce into a compound disaster that sprouts… — Eleanor Druse Copy Share Image
Oh Lord, give us a sense of humor with courage to manifest it forth, so that we may laugh to shame the… — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
Comedy in the past hasn't spoken to women because it wasn't written by women, and male writers don't make women three-dimensional characters.… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
“She had a smooth, low voice and a naughty, shocking sense of humour. Laughter followed in her wake; she collected admirers, both… — Kathleen Tessaro Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it's good to shake up the status quo. You just have to make sure that when you turn society on its… — Donna Kauffman Copy Share Image
Because comedy is my bedrock, expressing my opinions is something I'm so used to in my career. Even as a writer, saying… — Ayo Edebiri Copy Share Image
Really, I just love doing comedy. Any form it takes is great, as long as I can keep doing it, you know?… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
It's like in most parts of America, where there was industry and there is no longer; there is cynicism mixed with sarcasm… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“I must say you do look funny." "And shall I tell you wot you look like? You look like a blinkin' barrel… — Warren Chetham-Strode Copy Share Image
Dear favorite, You know me better than anyone. And you still like me! Amazing. Anyone who spends time with you is just… — Scot Copy Share Image
“Recent research suggests that while both men and women say they like a “good sense of humor” in a potential mate, they… — Glenn Geher Copy Share Image
I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend, and I say something, he says, "What?" So I say it again, and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“I wrote many things for and with John. I know this is one assignment he'd rather I didn't have to take on.… — Dan Aykroyd Copy Share Image
“Why is it that men reduce themselves to one-liners and bad movie quotes whenever they get into a fight?" said Parker. "Is… — Matt Forbeck Copy Share Image
