Steve Carell

Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?

— Steve Carell

“He turned the gun sideways! That’s a kill shot!”

— Steve Carell

I'm not a crazy Vegas guy. I'm not a gambler.

— Steve Carell

I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.

— Steve Carell

The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.

— Steve Carell

“These are not my shoes.”

— Steve Carell

The Easter Bunny ate all of the carrots that we left for him. What a pig.

— Steve Carell

I am a patriot and I want to see this country [the USA] soar again.

— Steve Carell

What kind of person would have a real craving for gummy worms?

— Steve Carell

Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.

— Steve Carell

I thought of this really funny thing today. It was hilarious and relatable. Just hysterical.

— Steve Carell

One person with the ability of half a person doing the work of four people.

— Steve Carell

Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.

— Steve Carell

Everyone is flawed and everyone makes mistakes and is culpable.

— Steve Carell

I've waited my entire life to be busy. Whenever I hear actors complain about being busy, I think, 'shut up.' Because you…

— Steve Carell

First order of business: I will not be doing any 'That's What She Said' jokes. It's just too hard for me...

— Steve Carell

Do not to be as shy around girls, because they're probably just as shy and just as scared as you are.

— Steve Carell

For my wife and I, the challenge is to not make every day the best day possible because it's not realistic.

— Steve Carell

Different things just strike people differently. And it's so subjective, too. Because what makes one person laugh won't make others laugh. I…

— Steve Carell

Oh, I so don't care about the podium at the Oscars. I've stood at the podium at the Oscars and that's close…

— Steve Carell

“Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour.…

— Steve Carell

“They say that when you find true love, you know within the first 24 hours. Well with Carol I knew within the…

— Steve Carell

“Joan Baxter (Lauren Graham): “You want to build a boat?” Evan Baxter: “It might be something fun for the family. Go sailing…

— Steve Carell

Your brain, like your tongue, is a muscle. Practicing thinking by yourself really helps develop your brain, which you need throughout your…

— Steve Carell

Sending a handwritten letter is becoming such an anomaly. It's disappearing. My mom is the only one who still writes me letters.…

— Steve Carell

If somebody takes the parking place you were waiting for, I tend to kind of let it roll off my back. Maybe…

— Steve Carell

Whenever I hear someone describe something as a 'kids movie' or a 'family movie,' it immediately has a negative connotation in my…

— Steve Carell

I find things funny that aren't self-aware. That don't know they're funny, and I think the same can hold true for drama.…

— Steve Carell

They love 3-D. It's fun to watch a movie in 3-D with your children, or with a group of children, because, from…

— Steve Carell

I don't want to be pretentious about, "yes, I need to move in to the more dramatic roles and express myself and…

— Steve Carell

Well, it might have been if I'd had success earlier in life, but having success that much later meant I was far…

— Steve Carell

I didn't know whether The Office was going to make it past six episodes, let alone have an effect on anybody's career.…

— Steve Carell

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have…

— Steve Carell

“I am a crazy, rabid squirrel! I want my cookies!” — Hammy, the Squirrel”

— Steve Carell

Taste in comedy, like fashion, changes all the time.

— Steve Carell

Looks like I am going to eat another big red candle.

— Steve Carell

Steve Buscemi is hilarious. He's really, really good with improv.

— Steve Carell

Goalies almost never get credit for winning a game, but they always get blamed for losing a game.

— Steve Carell

I am deeply flattered when people refer to me as an ugly Jon Hamm.

— Steve Carell

Anything nice that's said about me is diametrically opposed to who I am.

— Steve Carell