Bacon Quotes

You had me at bacon..

— Tamika-leeigh

“if he takes my bacon?”

— A.E. Murphy

I love bacon so much.

— Ayesha Curry

I love bacon

— Almost_gone

“Rub some bacon on it.”

— randon You-tuber

“slab of bacon.”

— Wanda E. Brunstetter

“Where's the bacon?”

— Lindsey

Bacon improved things dramatically.

— Kristin Cashore

“Hell, I would kick a squirrel for some bacon.”

— Nessa Morgan

“And hey, bacon made everything better.”

— Jennifer Estep

Canadian bacon isn't bacon. It's ham.

— Bill Maher

I hope your bacon burns.

— Diana Wynne Jones

“with a scrap of bacon on her”

— Solomon Northup

I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees

— Anonymous

“Everything's better with bacon and red wine!”

— Dianne Harman

“For the rest of her life, hope was going to smell a little bit like bacon.”

— Debora Geary

I like a good protein and fat breakfast, so avocado, bacon, eggs, and some veggies.

— Daniel Ricciardo

Went to Wendy's, ordered a Baconater... they forget the bacon... how the hell do you do that!?

— Anonymous

I love bacon, but I don't think we need it on everything.

— Anthony Bourdain

“Gender should not dictate who brings home the bacon and who fries it up in the pan.”

— Liz O'Donnell

“A small piece of bacon flew out of his mouth when he spoke.”

— James Dashner

“Yes—that may be the title of the song: “Bacon Is Good.”

— Rick Riordan

I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing.

— Chelsea Handler

When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.

— Homer

You know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash.

— Nick Offerman

Someday I hope I am successful enough so I can add bacon to my burger without asking how much more it costs. . .

— Rick Sutter

“I’ve sometimes imagined that if sin had a flavor, it might very well be bacon. It even tastes smoky, as if it…

— George Takei

Bacon Is Bacon Eggs Are Eggs Don't Let A Guy Get In Between Your Legs, He Says Your Cute, He Says Your…

— Danish

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying,…

— Penn Jillette

“I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not…

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“Didn't I tell you? I've got one superpower. I can detect bacon from anywhere. Guess I'm still hungry You're killing me Holden.…

— Jordan Dane

Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor…

— Hunter S. Thompson

“bacon.” No, I do not bring home the bacon. At best, I bring home imitation bacon bits. “Fry it up in a…

— Jane Jenkins Herlong

It’s best not to experiment on yourself. Bacon practically froze himself to death in one of his experiments and died of pneumonia.”…

— Kevin Hearne

Do you think that's, like, REAL bacon?" I whispered to Sydney and Dimitri. "And not like squirrel or something?" "Looks real to…

— Richelle Mead

But I find with Francis Bacon, some of the things were in the place, and someone who was connected with these schools…

— Mark Rylance

In Hong Kong, Dallas, or at home —and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a…

— Hunter S. Thompson

I think that was very important to Bacon... personally. I think he went to great efforts to get a house for the…

— Mark Rylance

Somebody once asked me if I changed my name for acting. What kind of an idiot would want to suffer a lifetime…

— Kevin Bacon

But whoever heard of enchanted bacon anyway?

— Diana Wynne Jones