Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs! — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
I hate bacon. Everyone thinks I'm insane... maybe I am. I don't like it at all. — Jillian Rose Reed Copy Share Image
I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex? — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“It took a back seat when I was given a mate so hot that he could cook bacon on his abs.” — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
I always use my 'Holy Trinity' which is salt, olive oil and bacon. My motto is, 'bacon always makes it better.' I… — Anne Burrell Copy Share Image
“The smell nearly distracted me from my task, but no-I remained steadfast. Stiff upper lip, Watson! Action! Answers! THEN bacon.” — G.S. Denning Copy Share Image
I don't really eat breakfast that often. I'm a bacon guy. I like breakfast food, but I don't really eat food until… — RJ Mitte Copy Share Image
Nothing is quite as intoxicating as the smell of bacon frying in the morning, save perhaps the smell of coffee brewing. — James Beard Copy Share Image
Once you put bacon in a salad, it's no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of 'find the bacon in… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I'm not anti-American. But I am very strongly anti American bacon - the worst bacon in the world. — Gavin Esler Copy Share Image
If you think of Running think of running on a beautiful beach... hey look theres a Bacon stand! getting fit isnt gonna… — Levita Brahz Copy Share Image
“I was unsure about many things in my life, but I was fairly certain God did not intend bacon to be made… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
I work out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday; take Thursday off; then I work out Friday and Saturday. So sometimes I'll eat whatever I… — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
I live in Brooklyn, and I love all the hipsters and all the artisanal bacon you can get here now. I consider… — Julie White Copy Share Image
“When listening to the lightning storms in your area on a standard AM radio, you will hear a sound like bacon frying… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Porter was from Virginia and had a smooth-as-cat-fur way of speaking. She taught me how to say, “Fiddle-Dee-Dee,” just like Scarlett… — Shannon Celebi Copy Share Image
“Those whom nature destined to make her disciples have no need of teachers. Bacon , Descartes , Newton — these tutors of… — Jean-Jacques Rousseau Copy Share Image
“True. I like the idea of there being a big party, though.” He chewed his eggs. “Or it could be the fact… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“No single English intellectual symbolises the idea of Renaissance man more than Bacon. He wrote on aspects of law, science, history, government,… — Ronald Carter Copy Share Image
“What do you want me to do?" Amy repeated, then added. "Is there any pizza left in that box?" Ambrosia shook her… — Patti Roberts Copy Share Image
