I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I don't know what would happen to me if I ate a bacon sandwich, but I'm just not interested. — Ella Woodward Copy Share Image
I don't understand why they call it Hawaiian pizza when there is also Canadian bacon.. — Amber Hope Copy Share Image
“Merit: “I am yours until you ban bacon, or otherwise as long as I can put up with you.” — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
“It's bacon. How can anything in the world seem bleak when one is eating bacon?” — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“Some smells are universally revered. Coffee brewing. Bacon frying. Burning leaves. Baby powder. And sawdust.” — Ninie Hammon Copy Share Image
I realized that Judaism required me to give up something that meant too much to me...Bacon cheeseburgers. — Shawnee Smith Copy Share Image
“Wait. Was I really equating proof of a higher power with the existence of bacon? Yes. Yes, I was.” — Hailey Edwards Copy Share Image
I always wanted to do a B&E. Not bacon and eggs. Although I could always go for bacon and eggs. I'm talking… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If I'm in a hurry, I will have the South Beach Ricotta Muffins. Some mornings, I'll just have turkey bacon and scrambled… — Jessie James Decker Copy Share Image
There's the Bacon society, which is fostered by his fourth wife Helen Bacon, but I don't know what kind of performances his… — Carlisle Floyd Copy Share Image
Bacon is bacon, eggs is eggs, don't let them boys between ya legs. They'll say ya cute, they'll say ya fine but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I met Evan Rachel Wood, James Woods, Kevin Bacon at Sundance. Steve Buscemi is pretty laid-back. I met Judy Greer in Vegas,… — Mark Zupan Copy Share Image
“...she has been bewitched by a wicked sorceress, and will not regain her beauty until she is my wife.' 'Does she say… — Andrew Lang Copy Share Image
Our traditions have been waking up on Christmas morning and feasting on a southern breakfast. I'm from the South. We eat grits… — Leigh-Allyn Baker Copy Share Image
I've long said that if I were about to be executed and were given a choice of my last meal, it would… — James Beard Copy Share Image
Despite my mum being from a small village in the middle of a forest, I'm not a country person. I don't like… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
“You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Today we take New England clam chowder as something traditional that makes our roots as American cooking very solid, with a lot… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Whatever mirth Miss Wynter had been holding onto burst out in a spray of eggs and bacon ... 'It's a good thing… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
The first slap-jack given me for dinner was a cake of flour, partially fried in a pan of fat bacon. I nibbled… — James Smith Copy Share Image
Ladies: The sexiest thing you can do for your man is make him bacon naked. — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
As soon as I learned what the smell of bacon was, I learned how to make it. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
In Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks...MACHINE-GUN BACON. — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
The World to Bacon does not only owe it's present knowledge, but its future too. — John Dryden Copy Share Image
Went to Wendy's, ordered a Baconater... they forget the bacon... how the hell do you do that!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
