Love is when you fry the other person's bacon even if you're a vegetarian. — Patricia Nell Warren Copy Share Image
Trout plus bacon is one of civilization's greatest formulas; it always equals pleasure. — Jonathan Miles Copy Share Image
“If nothing else, there was bacon. There was always bacon. And Jesus.” — Christy Barritt Copy Share Image
When you hear bacon cooking…that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking…that's applause. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“I am what I eat and drink, that’s why my sweat smells like bacon and beer.” — Skip Clark Copy Share Image
“I’ve sometimes imagined that if sin had a flavor, it might very well be bacon.” — George Takei Copy Share Image
Who cares abut getting to school early, or making it to that business metting so early, who cares about anything that happens… — Levita Charin Copy Share Image
I want to spend as much time as I can with my family, yet I'm aware of having to bring home the… — Dan Stevens Copy Share Image
My best thing I grill is a bacon wrapped filet with garlic butter. That's my go-to. My wife likes it. I like… — George Kittle Copy Share Image
The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months...and the end result is that you lose weight. Because… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
I can smell bacon sizzling or chicken roasting and appreciate the aroma, but I don't want to eat it. — Ella Woodward Copy Share Image
“No one wants to do it with a chick who smells like bacon." Her brow creases. "Everybody loves bacon.” — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
“I don’t like my bacon sandwich to be curiously snuffling at my fingers. But sometimes being police means holding your breath and… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
“The more a man gazes on what he loves, the more he sets fire to his heart and bastes it with bacon… — Guillaume de Lorris Copy Share Image
“Contemporaries only know the authority figures and the loudmouths. And the people born into power. But it takes perspective to know who's… — Jack McDevitt Copy Share Image
I like Francis Bacon best, because Francis Bacon has terrific problems, and he knows that he is not going to solve them,… — Louise Bourgeois Copy Share Image
“Oh,” Lauren added, “and to make my life even more perfect, this idiot boy—the dude who was at the dining-table when you… — Robert Muchamore Copy Share Image
“Are bacon and chocolate the foundation of a good meal? No, everybody knows that is a deep fryer and/or gravy. However, I… — Aaron Blaylock Copy Share Image
“America, I know we have our problems. I realize that the scale and our waistline are foremost among them. I’m willing to… — Aaron Blaylock Copy Share Image
“I don’t think I deserve him.” Audrey shrugged. “Probably not. But he doesn’t deserve you, either. Maybe that’s why you’re perfect for… — Shaun David Hutchinson Copy Share Image
“Though the kitchen's decor stinks, the smell of something wonderful pulls me away from Charlie's chattering. Bacon. Right there cooking on the… — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
He thinks with regret of the great days when he could at harvest time at least go down into Hungary and work… — Douglas Reed Copy Share Image
I didn't eat pork either. Except bacon, of course. Everyone eats bacon. — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon. — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Exercise… ex-er-cise…eks-r-size…eggs-are-sides... =Eggs are sides… For bacon — Levita Charin Copy Share Image
It's an indulgence to go out for bacon and eggs. It's not something you can do every day. — Adriano Zumbo Copy Share Image
“I hope that if I ever travel two thousand years into the future, there will still be bacon.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“It took a back seat when I was given a mate so hot that he could cook bacon on his abs.” — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
I hate bacon. Everyone thinks I'm insane... maybe I am. I don't like it at all. — Jillian Rose Reed Copy Share Image
I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex? — David Letterman Copy Share Image
A sandwich needn't be loaded with bacon or ham to make it a serious feast. — Rachel Khoo Copy Share Image
