Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor." — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I'll only diet for a Marvel movie. I will give up bacon and waffles to be Storm. — Janelle James Copy Share Image
I've never seen or heard of a healthy sausage or bacon of any kind. — Harley Pasternak Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee Copy Share Image
“just heard a commercial which told me Farmer John smokes his own bacon. now, there's one tough son of a bitch.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
The News has just informed me that there might be a bacon shortage. I don't know how we're going to get through… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The day Spenkelink was put to death a popular Jacksonville disc jockey aired a recording of sizzling bacon and dedicated it to… — Stephen G. Michaud Copy Share Image
Someone is dressing their newborn baby as a PIECE OF BACON for Halloween. What I would not GIVE for a photo of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a big State Fair person, and my main goal is to eat as much food as possible, but I tend not… — Alison McGhee Copy Share Image
Various different people have inspired me throughout my career. From Francis Bacon to Vassareli, Coco Chanel to Christian Dior, Cecil Beaton, musicians,… — Dries van Noten Copy Share Image
I love Francis Bacon. I just saw a great Jackson Pollock exhibit at the Dallas Museum when I was home for Thanksgiving. — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
“I quickly scoop up the rest of my personal life on display on the sidewalk and I'm relieved that I had removed… — Vi Keeland Copy Share Image
My wife is a terrific Southern cook. My favorite of all the great things she cooks is 'trash potatoes.' That's mashed potatoes… — Mike Vogel Copy Share Image
Now I know what a piece of bacon feels like when it is suddenly picked out of the pan on a fork… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Different people's houses smell like different weird things. God forbid someone should come and nail down what my house smells like. It'd… — Wendi McLendon-Covey Copy Share Image
“No single English intellectual symbolises the idea of Renaissance man more than Bacon. He wrote on aspects of law, science, history, government,… — Ronald Carter Copy Share Image
“But Virginia, bacon is breafast. And nothing sets my nostrils twitching like bacon in the morning. Little pigs parading up and down… — Kathryn Wesley Copy Share Image
I grew up being a big baby back rib and pork chop guy - bacon and all of that. That was something… — Jalen Hurts Copy Share Image
“Is it life?' he answered.'I would rather be without it' he said, ' for there is a queer small utility in it.… — Flann O'Brien Copy Share Image
“If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“Eve bit into some bacon -- honestly, good sex, a hot shower, then bacon? Did a morning get any better?” — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“don’t do yoga,” I told her. “Take it up and drop the bacon sandwiches and it will put ten years on your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It's very personal, stylistically. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“You don’t hate him.” “I do,” Georgie said. “His face is always wet, and the best thing he smells like is bacon… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
“One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but… — Frank Tayell Copy Share Image
You can eat cornmeal pudding with some cream as a sweet dish, or combine it with salty and savoury things such as… — Andi Oliver Copy Share Image
“Turkey Bacon. It's like saying "shoot" instead of "shit." It just doesn't quite carry the moment.” — George Takei Copy Share Image
I wish I was a guy who could have pancakes and bacon and cheesy eggs, but I'd curl up and pass out.… — Donnie Wahlberg Copy Share Image
Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us,… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
If deep-frying catfish, try a dredge of seasoned flour and cornmeal and add some bacon fat to the oil. — Tom Douglas Copy Share Image
I always say Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is my biggest influence. But for painters, I like many, many painters, but I love Francis Bacon… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
My old modus operandi was, if you're going to have a grilled cheese and bacon sandwich, don't have one, have two. If… — Al Roker Copy Share Image
@poptart You're so greedy that if you became King, you'd force everyone to convert to Judaism just to save all the bacon… — Leilaa Copy Share Image
There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
“Some smells are universally revered. Coffee brewing. Bacon frying. Burning leaves. Baby powder. And sawdust.” — Ninie Hammon Copy Share Image
Don't wear bacon cologne. If you put on...you know what? Screw it. Wear it. If you are the type of guy who… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
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