Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying,… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
Bacon Is Bacon Eggs Are Eggs Don't Let A Guy Get In Between Your Legs, He Says Your Cute, He Says Your… — Danish Copy Share Image
Bacon is bacon eggs is eggs dont let guys between your leggs They say your hot they say your fine but 9… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Didn't I tell you? I've got one superpower. I can detect bacon from anywhere. Guess I'm still hungry You're killing me Holden.… — Jordan Dane Copy Share Image
Someday I hope I am successful enough so I can add bacon to my burger without asking how much more it costs. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon. — Homer Copy Share Image
You know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
“After observing southern culture for some time, Emily Burke concluded that the people of the South would not think they could subsist… — Sam Bowers Hilliard Copy Share Image
I love my daughter, but she had me on couscous and fixed me pastas and made me eat oatmeal every morning and… — Dusty Baker Copy Share Image
I think we love bacon because it has all the qualities of an amazing sensory experience. When we cook it, the sizzling… — Alexandra Guarnaschelli Copy Share Image
Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
“That women bring home the bacon, fry it up, serve it for breakfast, and use its greasy remains to make candles for… — Jennifer Senior Copy Share Image
“Niko popped a spare slice of bacon in his mouth, chewing it up contentedly. “I hate being a soul, being dead. You… — Molly Ringle Copy Share Image
Somebody once asked me if I changed my name for acting. What kind of an idiot would want to suffer a lifetime… — Kevin Bacon Copy Share Image
It's not just that I love bacon so much; I feel like something about bacon reflects my personality. It's salty and it's… — Cara Delevingne Copy Share Image
“I’ve sometimes imagined that if sin had a flavor, it might very well be bacon. It even tastes smoky, as if it… — George Takei Copy Share Image
I always say Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is my biggest influence. But for painters, I like many, many painters, but I love Francis Bacon… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
My old modus operandi was, if you're going to have a grilled cheese and bacon sandwich, don't have one, have two. If… — Al Roker Copy Share Image
If deep-frying catfish, try a dredge of seasoned flour and cornmeal and add some bacon fat to the oil. — Tom Douglas Copy Share Image
There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
@poptart You're so greedy that if you became King, you'd force everyone to convert to Judaism just to save all the bacon… — Leilaa Copy Share Image
You can eat cornmeal pudding with some cream as a sweet dish, or combine it with salty and savoury things such as… — Andi Oliver Copy Share Image
“One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but… — Frank Tayell Copy Share Image
When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us,… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
I wish I was a guy who could have pancakes and bacon and cheesy eggs, but I'd curl up and pass out.… — Donnie Wahlberg Copy Share Image
“Turkey Bacon. It's like saying "shoot" instead of "shit." It just doesn't quite carry the moment.” — George Takei Copy Share Image
I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It's very personal, stylistically. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“You don’t hate him.” “I do,” Georgie said. “His face is always wet, and the best thing he smells like is bacon… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“don’t do yoga,” I told her. “Take it up and drop the bacon sandwiches and it will put ten years on your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Eve bit into some bacon -- honestly, good sex, a hot shower, then bacon? Did a morning get any better?” — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
I love Francis Bacon. I just saw a great Jackson Pollock exhibit at the Dallas Museum when I was home for Thanksgiving. — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
Various different people have inspired me throughout my career. From Francis Bacon to Vassareli, Coco Chanel to Christian Dior, Cecil Beaton, musicians,… — Dries van Noten Copy Share Image
“If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“just heard a commercial which told me Farmer John smokes his own bacon. now, there's one tough son of a bitch.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee Copy Share Image
I'm a big State Fair person, and my main goal is to eat as much food as possible, but I tend not… — Alison McGhee Copy Share Image
Someone is dressing their newborn baby as a PIECE OF BACON for Halloween. What I would not GIVE for a photo of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The day Spenkelink was put to death a popular Jacksonville disc jockey aired a recording of sizzling bacon and dedicated it to… — Stephen G. Michaud Copy Share Image
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