“I hope that if I ever travel two thousand years into the future, there will still be bacon.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
It's an indulgence to go out for bacon and eggs. It's not something you can do every day. — Adriano Zumbo Copy Share Image
I've never seen or heard of a healthy sausage or bacon of any kind. — Harley Pasternak Copy Share Image
If my love for bacon were my love for you then I would've loved you forever with no questions asked. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment. — Fred Shero Copy Share Image
“Ethically, she couldn't cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious.” — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
I quite like bacon sandwiches because they're colourful. Mashed potato on toast is fine. But colourful and easy to eat is best. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
“Doug Larson, the famous runner and 1924 Olympic Gold Medal winner, said it best 'Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds… — David Mezzapelle Copy Share Image
Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Don't wear bacon cologne. If you put on...you know what? Screw it. Wear it. If you are the type of guy who… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Is it life?' he answered.'I would rather be without it' he said, ' for there is a queer small utility in it.… — Flann O'Brien Copy Share Image
I grew up being a big baby back rib and pork chop guy - bacon and all of that. That was something… — Jalen Hurts Copy Share Image
“But Virginia, bacon is breafast. And nothing sets my nostrils twitching like bacon in the morning. Little pigs parading up and down… — Kathryn Wesley Copy Share Image
My wife is a terrific Southern cook. My favorite of all the great things she cooks is 'trash potatoes.' That's mashed potatoes… — Mike Vogel Copy Share Image
Different people's houses smell like different weird things. God forbid someone should come and nail down what my house smells like. It'd… — Wendi McLendon-Covey Copy Share Image
Now I know what a piece of bacon feels like when it is suddenly picked out of the pan on a fork… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If love tasted like pork, and you were allergic to Francis Bacon, could I be your Shakespeare? We could make love on… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I don't say it and I don't think it. It's their affair and let them eat it with their bread; whether or… — Miguel De Cervantes Copy Share Image
I'll only diet for a Marvel movie. I will give up bacon and waffles to be Storm. — Janelle James Copy Share Image
Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor." — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
On weekends, I do brunch at home: whole grain bagels, lox, avocado, eggs, and organic bacon. — Mary Helen Bowers Copy Share Image
“Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon.” — Stephanie Stamm Copy Share Image
Well, of all the bacon-brained, sapskulled, squirish, buffle-headed nodcocks! — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Bacon. Crispy. Salty. I could just eat a mountain of bacon for breakfast; it's so delicious. — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
In the name of Bacon will you chicken me up that egg. Shall I swallow cave-phantoms? — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
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