As soon as I learned what the smell of bacon was, I learned how to make it. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I don't understand why they call it Hawaiian pizza when there is also Canadian bacon.. — Amber Hope Copy Share Image
Ladies: The sexiest thing you can do for your man is make him bacon naked. — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
“Merit: “I am yours until you ban bacon, or otherwise as long as I can put up with you.” — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
“It's bacon. How can anything in the world seem bleak when one is eating bacon?” — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
A couple of flitches of bacon are worth fifty thousand Methodist sermons and religious tracts. They are great softeners of temper and… — William Cobbett Copy Share Image
I'm away so much I've had to learn to cook, and I find it relaxing after filming. I make stews and liver… — Ray Winstone Copy Share Image
You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
There are so many amazing plant-based foods out there that I don't feel the urge to eat tofu bacon. — Ella Woodward Copy Share Image
Not a brussel sprouts fan? Try them shredded and fried in a pan with bacon - no one can say 'no' to… — Monica Galetti Copy Share Image
“Do that and the carbs will only drag you down, make you mentally foggy. Stick with protein while writing. By the way,… — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
I remember when you used to have your profession on your passport and I always thought that being a painter was the… — Damien Hirst Copy Share Image
Good night world if you wake up before me I'll have bacon and eggs with a side order of happiness for breakfast. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“Francis Bacon is a good-looking young man. I don't think he has a girlfriend but I don't know. I don't think he… — James Marshall Copy Share Image
Let's all be honest here for a second, okay - bacon? Not even that good. Now, I'm not saying that it's bad.… — Kat Timpf Copy Share Image
When I cook for my family on Christmas, I make feijoada, a South American dish of roasted and smoked meats like ham,… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Habits like blogging often and regularly, writing down the way you think, being clear about what you think are effective tactics, ignoring… — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
My wife, trying to be helpful, goes to the grocery store and buys this stuff called soy bacon. Let me tell you… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Good God," I said. "This is the most stereotypical vampire food ever." "Only if it was raw. What do you think?" "It's… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Liam's hash brown casserole can only be described as so over-the-top ridiculous I fear Paula Deen is sitting somewhere cackling about it.… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I don't know what would happen to me if I ate a bacon sandwich, but I'm just not interested. — Ella Woodward Copy Share Image
I love jalapeno poppers, the jalapenos with the cream cheese and wrapped in bacon. — Lainey Wilson Copy Share Image
Francis Bacon is one of my giant inspirations. I just love him to pieces. — David Lynch Copy Share Image
Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Once gave up meat for 6 months, but was broken by the smell of turkey bacon.” — Marti Dumas Copy Share Image
I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
Butter, cream, and bacon. That's such a great foundation right there. — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
I had a double bacon cheeseburger at Chili's, and I lost a tooth in it. My tooth! — Adam Scott Copy Share Image
But to me I find Francis Bacon the most likely candidate to be the author. — Mark Rylance Copy Share Image