Bryan Lee O'Malley

These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott.

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

“bread makes you fat??”

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

Let's be friends based on mutual hate.

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

I just don't think I can write someone drastically younger than me.

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

I grew up in London, Ontario, and moved to Toronto when I was 22 or 23.

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

“Fuck you fucks and the fucks you fucked in on!”

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

Culture is evolving, and I'm along for the ride.

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

“We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!”

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this?

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies.

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

After a long period of not drawing, you have to, like, relearn how to draw. It's not very fun.

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

“We have a mutual friend, see, and she- Ah, screw it. This is Gideon. When would it be convenient for you to…

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

'Seconds' is very much about reaching out for the next thing after you've figured out the first thing.

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

this song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'we hate you, please die.

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

I don't want to spend my entire life drawing talking heads. It seems like a waste of everyone's time.

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

The first Nintendo game I ever got was 'Clash at Demonhead.' I got into anime and manga thanks to that Canadian classic,…

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

In my teens and university and stuff, video games became more realistic, or they started to.

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

Each new book that comes out kind of pulls up the old ones a little bit. The new releases are always going…

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

Maybe it's important to open up I people- people who are right there with you, not some thousand miles away in another…

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

When I was in the middle of the 'Scott Pilgrim' series, and it was slowly becoming more popular, though still not financially…

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on…

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

I just have this thing in my head that I want to do serious stories that are still just way too cute…

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

“Let's be friends based on mutual hate." - Wallace Wells "Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's' market bacon…

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

I lived in London for a long time, and that's a pretty white town. In Toronto, I just ended up in this…

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

I'm too young to have experienced firsthand the '70s rock, but when I was in high school, me and my friends were…

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

I remember talking to someone who is vegan. At the time, I would hear a lot of outrageous claims from vegans about…

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

“Every time you look up at the stars, it’s like opening a door. You could be anyone, anywhere. You could be yourself…

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

“Dude... Things never were the same. Change is... It's what we get. I guess that's my problem - I'm always trying to…

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

What kind of tea do you want?" "There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?" "Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng,…

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

“Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex.”

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

'Monkey Island 2' was a huge game for me. It kind of taught me all about comedy.

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

I'm 25 and just trying to understand women. Obviously, that is a process that never ends.

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

Doubt yourself all you want, but you have to make choices in life and live with them.

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

I always like to write where I'm at in real life into whatever I'm working on.

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

Seeing people cosplaying my characters is always a blast.

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

“Are we letting her drink beer again?" "Hell yes we are, and it's hilarious.”

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

“You stole him with your advanced American slut technology! You're not nice!”

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

“Those two make my mouth taste like throw up.”

— Bryan Lee O'Malley