Beer Quotes

Pain now...beer later.

— Anonymous

“I really like beer.”

— Joss Whedon

“Beer, if you have it.”

— Maya Banks

Think beer; drink beer.

— Matt Groening

Got any beer?

— Wolverine

Beer is good food

— Rita Rudner

“Beer now,bitch later.”

— Scott Lynch

Draft beer, not people.

— Bob Dylan

For a case of beer and a tank of gasoline.

— Jake Owen

I drink for the thirst to come.

— Francois Rabelais

Would I were in an alehouse in London.

— William Shakespeare

I don't drink beer, and I don't drink at home.

— James Murphy

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?

— Nikhil Saluja

My favorite beer is whiskey.

— Nikhil Saluja

No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.

— Frederick Banting

I can't stand the smell of beer.

— Laila Rouass

When the beer goes in strange things come out!..

— Anonymous

Beer is for happy times. Whiskey is for sad times.

— Anonymous

God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro.

— Nikhil Saluja

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

— Anonymous

Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer.

— Frederick The Great

“You're spunky. I like it." He took a sip of his beer. "You're creepy. I don't like it.”

— Chanelle Gray

Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.

— J. R. Moehringer

There is nothing in the world like the first taste of beer.

— John Steinbeck

Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.

— A. A. Milne

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

— Jeff Foxworthy

'J'eet jet?' is still the standard way for a Pittsburgher to ask if you're ready for a meal, but the meal itself…

— Bill Dedman

Ah Fate, cannot a man Be wise without a beard? East, West, from Beer to Dan, Say, was it never heard That…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

I had to give up a lot of foods that I'm accustomed to eating: dairy products, beer, wine, spicy food.

— Arnel Pineda

Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do…

— George Bernard Shaw

Listening to someone who brews their own beer is like listening to a religious fanatic talk about the day he saw the…

— Ross Murray

I have a personal ritual. Just like 10 minutes before a show, I'll open a beer, just so it feels like I've…

— Ed Robertson

I like myself better when I'm writing regularly. ... I was influenced a lot by those around me-there was a lot of…

— Willie Nelson

You're getting into some kind of shape, cop." Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that shower we took go to…

— J.R. Ward

“In an age when mass pleasures like television are becoming more feeble and homogeneous, the very act of discrimination becomes a form…

— Lynn Hoffman

Whoa," Brit breathed, handing my drink back to me. "That was..." "Really hot," Jacob finished. "I thought you two were going to…

— J. Lynn

You can have a wrestling idea, but you need to have these momentum-shifting moves. We had the Hulkamania movement, then it shifted…

— Hulk Hogan

Sure, this was where her father had planned the De Beers diamond heist when she was three. It was the very room…

— Ally Carter

I get anxiety from a noise or some scuffling at the side of the stage. I hear stories all the time, from…

— Deadmau5

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you…

— Ron White