Beer Quotes

Think beer; drink beer.

— Matt Groening

Got any beer?

— Wolverine

Pain now...beer later.

— Anonymous

“Beer, if you have it.”

— Maya Banks

“I really like beer.”

— Joss Whedon

“So beer is our bread?”

— Garret Keizer

I have a beer belly.

— Christy Turlington

Never ask for 'a beer.'

— Michael Jackson

“Beer is the is. It has always been the is.”

— Jack Freestone

If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

— Joe E. Lewis

“Running beer gathers no foam.”

— Victor Hugo

I drank beer, and I had a career year.

— David Wells

The beer tastes better when you win

— Gary Gaetti

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

— Winston Churchill

“People are awful. Drink some beer.” Haruki”

— Min Jin Lee

My people must drink beer.

— Frederick The Great

I believe in things I can count on, like beer and ESPN and my grandmother's pecan pie.

— Justin Timberlake

I don't think that there is a beer summit in the cards for me at the White House.

— Rick Santelli

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

— Frank Yankovic

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

It's very British of me, but I'll always choose beer over anything else.

— Francesca Hayward

Bang bang! Hey, pour me a beer. No pretty drinks, I'm a guy out here.

— Jessie J

Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.

— Mira Grant

Let me finish my beer." (Stark) "Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian)

— Richard Kadrey

We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is…

— Jerry Pournelle

“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis.…

— Abraham Lincoln

It couldn't be the beer. Donnie McRory was certain of that. If you sent American beer out to be analyzed, the lab…

— Sharyn McCrumb

Boughs have their fruit and blossom At all times of the year; Rivers are running over With red beer and brown beer.

— William Butler Yeats

I found a place under a bridge in Goa where you could have fresh crab and beer. It was nothing complicated, but…

— Gemma Chan

“Matters are very seldom all black or white. They can even be both at the same time - The Beer Fairy”

— Tom Robbins

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of…

— Frank Zappa

Now, I'm mostly a beer man. When I drink hard liquor, it usually doesn't end the best, so I keep it chill…

— Chris Baio

One of the most bitter complaints of craft brewers is that big beer wins consumers by introducing beers whose names resemble the…

— Elizabeth Flock

“All you need, you think, is a breather, a few minutes standing up at the bar like in the old days, having…

— Jonathan Craig

What America is, to me, is a guy doesn't want to buy, you let him not buy, you respect his not buying.…

— George Saunders

pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant. I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out…

— Haruki Murakami

In typical sailing races a long time ago, you'd come in and go out, and the first thing you'd do is probably…

— James Spithill

I've done stuff with Bud Light, but do I want to take on a beer sponsor knowing most of my community is…

— Ninja

Americans believe that the private sector is always more efficient and cheaper than big government, and particularly when you go among Republicans,…

— Uwe Reinhardt

Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be…

— Ogden Nash