Beer Quotes · Page 2

I drink a lot of beer.

— Eric Bischoff

Beer is nasty.

— Rob Gronkowski

Beer is good food

— Rita Rudner

Draft beer, not people.

— Bob Dylan

“Beer now,bitch later.”

— Scott Lynch

I like beer.

— Brett Kavanaugh

I am very picky about my people and my beer.

— Shelby Lynne

I only drink beer on days that ends in

— Pie_05

Blessings of your heart, you brew good ale.

— William Shakespeare

I work until beer oclock.

— Stephen King

He that drinks beer, thinks beer.

— Washington Irving

I like whiskey and I like vodka, too. And beer.

— Morgan Wallen

Think 'free speech,' not 'free beer.'

— Richard Stallman

I have respect for beer.

— Russell Crowe

Why beer is better than wine: human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making.

— Steve Mirsky

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

— Emo Philips

I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.

— Terry Pratchett

All I want to do is drink beer and train like an animal.

— Rod Dixon

Beer will change the world.. I don't know how but it will.

— Anonymous

Oh, I love a good burger, I really do. With chips and a beer and ice cream afterwards.

— Joe Wicks

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

— Homer Simpson

If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread.

— David Ricardo

The human intellect owes its superiority over that of the lower animals in great measure to the stimulus which alcohol has given…

— Samuel Butler

Here's to the drunken Marine With beer in his canteen! You've heard of the Unknown Soldier But, never an unknown Marine!

— John Ripley

He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be…

— Benjamin Franklin

Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sisters pussy. It might taste the same but it's not fucking right.

— Nikhil Saluja

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have…

— Dave Barry

For every band that writes something earth-shatteringly important, there has to be a band you can go out and drink beer to.

— Jani Lane

The egg creams of Avenue A in New York and the root beer float…are among the high points of American gastronomic inventiveness.

— Mark Kurlansky

If I went on vacation, I'd rather go camping than stay in some four-star hotel... My friends treat me the same at…

— Travis Fimmel

I remember when I was a kid rugby players were some big guys that drunk a lot of beer but now they…

— Dorian Yates

Beer, well respected and rightly consumed, can be a gift of God. It is one of his mysteries, which it was his…

— Stephen Mansfield

You must have seen great changes since you were a young man," said Winston tentatively. The old man's pale blue eyes moved…

— George Orwell

Those type of people [in New Orleans] keep me happy and just smiling, you know? I just go hang out and talk…

— Troy Andrews

I found myself back in the sepulchral city resenting the sight of people hurrying through the streets to filch a little money…

— Joseph Conrad

Canada, at the moment, is going through a Lord of the Rings moment. Having been a lowly Hobbit with furry feet and…

— Margaret Atwood

Let's stop insulting each other and really get to know people. I mean, have a few beers and go on a fishing…

— Arlie Russell Hochschild

Instead of water we got here a draught of beer, a lumberer's drink, which would acclimate and naturalize a man at once,-which…

— Henry David Thoreau

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

— Anonymous

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

— Benjamin Franklin