If beer and women aren't the right answer, you're asking the wrong question. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold. — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into. — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. — Koko Taylor Copy Share Image
“There's more food in one bottle of beer, me lad, than twenty sandwiches.” — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance… — Charlie Daniels Copy Share Image
You know how to get a redneck to the dinner table?… No?... All you need to yell is Guys they got beer!!! — Michael Country Copy Share Image
They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're unlucky enough not to have alcoholic parents, it takes you a whole lifetime of intoxication to overcome the dead weight… — Emile M. Cioran Copy Share Image
There is more similarity in the marketing challenge of selling a precious painting by Degas and a frosted mug of root beer… — A. Alfred Taubman Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite… — John Daly Copy Share Image
In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
On a film, you work with somebody for four months and it's wonderful, but commercials it's like catching up with someone for… — Greig Fraser Copy Share Image
“I had made an early policy decision to drink the native beer despite the undoubted horrors of the process of fabrication. On… — Nigel Barley Copy Share Image
“Its funny whenever people who have'nt seen me in years meet up with me again and they are surprised that I'm not… — Kenny D. Eichenberg Copy Share Image
When I conducted a beer-rating session last year, I wrote that most American beers taste as if they were brewed through a… — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
“21. Beer and skittles To say that ‘life isn’t all beer and skittles’, is to say that life isn’t solely about self-indulgence… — Write The Right Way Copy Share Image
The publishers and others should quit worrying about losing customers to TV. The guy who can sit through a trio of deodorant… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
...the sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal, or two friends talking over… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
I liked the taste of beer, its live, white lather, its brass-bright depths, the sudden world through the wet-brown walls of the… — Dylan Thomas Copy Share Image
Outside the youth center, between the liquor store and the police station, a little dogwood tree is losing its mind; overflowing with… — Tony Hoagland Copy Share Image
