When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer. — Xeni Jardin Copy Share Image
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
If someone sees me with what looks like a beer, it's always zero per cent. — Steve Lukather Copy Share Image
Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer. — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I wish to cry. Yet, I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on top of… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
People can tell what's in beer, eh? Like my brother can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like. — Bob McKenzie Copy Share Image
Lo! the poor toper whose untutored sense, Sees bliss in ale, and can with wine dispense; Whose head proud fancy never taught… — George Crabbe Copy Share Image
“Since my body is a temple I try to eat only healthy foods. Then again, I am half-Irish and half-German so I… — James Hauenstein Copy Share Image
I like writing songs. I like the camarderie of the and. I like touring. I love playing bass. And then there's free… — Keanu Reeves Copy Share Image
I want to be able to depict in music a glass of beer so accurately that every listener can tell whether it… — Richard Strauss Copy Share Image
The question for me was, could TV actually teach? I knew it could, because I knew 3-year-olds who sang beer commercials! — Joan Ganz Cooney Copy Share Image
And ... and what is civilisation if it isn't people talking to each other over a goddamned beer? — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
The saving of empty beer and liquor bottles is a strange college phenomenon. I bet most of you college students reading this… — Aaron Karo Copy Share Image
“Because I like making grown men blush.” Looking away, I took another deep gulp of the beer. “You’re incorrigible. That usually annoys… — Santino Hassell Copy Share Image
In my case, I thoroughly enjoy running 100-odd miles a week. If I didn't I wouldn't do it. Who can define happiness?… — Ron Clarke Copy Share Image
In short, I will preach it [the Word], teach it, write it, but I will constrain no man by force, for faith… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
I always tell Phil we're like the party poopers. If we ever get invited to a player party, between the two of… — Jeanie Buss Copy Share Image
“Emil believed that beer was not only noble – the drink of the old Moravians – but positively beneficial for running. ‘This… — Richard Askwith Copy Share Image
I find the treatment of royalty distinctly peculiar. The royal family lives in palaces heavily screened from prying eyes by fences, grounds,… — Helene Hanff Copy Share Image
I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the… — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image