Beer Quotes · Page 5

I only drink beer on days that ends in

— Pie_05

My people must drink beer.

— Frederick The Great

I am very picky about my people and my beer.

— Shelby Lynne

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

— Archie Bunker

“God has a brown voice, soft and full as beer.”

— Anne Sexton

“when life gives you lemons add beer”

— Letter String

I hate drugs. I drank a beer once and threw up.

— Mark Henry

I like a good beer buzz early in the morning.

— Sheryl Crow

Don't talk to me before I've had my beer. Or after.

— Nikhil Saluja

Happiness is...finding a single beer at the back of the fridge.

— Anonymous

Wine has class. I love wine. The drier, the better. But beer? I just can't do it.

— Margo Martindale

The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.

— Mark Twain

Everything in moderation. And that includes a couple of beers a day.

— Stephen King

I think I'm a girly beer drinker - I like the fruity ones. And the radler has lower alcohol.

— Rona Ambrose

Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

I pray thee let me and my fellow have a haire of the dog that bit us last night.

— Anonymous

I used to sit and draw in the evening with a couple of crates of beer. That makes the ideas flow.

— David Linley

Really hairy backs on men turn me off. I'm not into the ape thing at all. Or beer bellies and flabby arms,…

— Nadine Velazquez

How'd you like to gaze at a beer can throughout eternity? It might not be so bad. There'd be nothing to fear.

— Philip K. Dick

You write a book like that that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like…

— Ernest Hemingway

“Beer can lead men to think they're mighty and foul-mouthed women to believe themselves amusing and hip.”

— Tom Robbins

Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able…

— Winston Churchill

Never drank a beer before. I've had wine and champagne, but never a beer. I don't think that will happen. I don't…

— Carlos Correa

I never drank any in my life. Never have. Just never liked the taste of whiskey, and beer I don't care for…

— Porter Wagoner

Well, here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing before 11. Beer, its your best friend, you drink a lot of it.…

— Jeremy Piven

The beer sold here in the United States is sweet and watery and lacking in taste and overcarbonated and just generally the…

— Dave Barry

...and every Wednesday the perfumed young lady slips me a hundred-crown note to leave her alone with the convict. And by Thursday…

— Italo Calvino

Although finding fruit flies in your wine or beer can be a bit annoying, I hope people will pause to admire the…

— Michael Dickinson

One of the marks of a certain type of bad man is that he cannot give up a thing himself without wanting…

— Anonymous

Why are bands like Black Flag allowed to write a song about drinking beer, and they're cult and amazing, and then you…

— Ellie Rowsell

If you can make a little painting for the ears with a few words, well, I like words; I like cutting them…

— Tom Waits

Russia tried to introduce beer as kind of the new vodka - and it's working with younger people in major cities -…

— Gary Shteyngart

That questionable superfluity small beer.

— Douglas William Jerrold

He was a wise man who invented beer.

— Plato

Genesee beer. The great outdoors in a glass.

— Curt Gowdy

Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.

— Steven Wright

You got your beer gog's on and I'm getting ass

— Hollywood Undead

The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer.

— Arnold Bennett

Wine is like beer except different.

— George W. Bush

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

— Benjamin Franklin