To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory. — Brendan Behan Copy Share Image
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I wasn't born for diggin deep holes I'm not made for pavin long roads I aint cut out to climb high line… — Billy Currington Copy Share Image
I'm a very feminine man. I like feminine things. I don't go to strip clubs. I don't drink beer. I don't play… — Nicolas Winding Refn Copy Share Image
It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
My perfect night would be going out to an awesome restaurant, then heading over to the Comedy Cellar to hang out with… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“My professional life had started and here I was at a professional dinner full of uninhibited drinking.” — Gerry Abbey Copy Share Image
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up! — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Playboy isn't like the downscale, male bonding, beer-swilling phenomena that is being promoted now by (some men's magazines). My whole notion was… — Hugh Hefner Copy Share Image
It is disgusting to notice the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects, and the amount of money that… — Frederick The Great Copy Share Image
In recent years, perhaps encouraged by competition from McDonald's, the British hamburger has become a credit to the nation. At the time… — Clive James Copy Share Image
At fourteen or fifteen, I decided to earn my living when I grew up playing drums made from wooden beer kegs and… — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
A Centaur has a man-stomach and a horse-stomach. And of course both want breakfast. So first of all he has porridge and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls… — Al Bernstein Copy Share Image
the Female Once-Over--a process by which one woman creates a detailed profile of another woman based upon about a million subtle details… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish… — Barry McCaffrey Copy Share Image
