I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
“Henry's worldly goal at the moment was drinking enough beer to be happy and forgetful.” — Anna Godbersen Copy Share Image
What were they thinking? 'It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer! — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
In spite of its relatively nascent rise in popularity, tea joints across the country are romanticized, quite like beer pubs in the… — Padmapriya Janakiraman Copy Share Image
I don't need beer to have a good time, I just need it to focus, avoid depression, good tweets, fall asleep, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“ The barman came to the other side of the counter. "Time please," he said. Harriet said: "You mustn't hurry a lady drinking… — Anthony Powell Copy Share Image
I said no to having a beer. I once had a beer with my brother when I was twelve, and I just… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
Once I'm in training camp, there's no beer, there's no soda, there's no bad food. There's no anything. It's eat, sleep and… — Michael Chandler Copy Share Image
“Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it. - The Watchful Poker Chip of H. Matisse ” — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Drinking goes with everything, there's always an excuse to drink. We sell beer and liquor 24/7/365 everywhere, you can buy a 5th… — Kirk Windstein Copy Share Image
My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
About 120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer. If our… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
The gospel preached during every television show is 'You only go around once in life, so get all the gusto you can.'… — John Silber Copy Share Image
The thing about singing is that if you're having fun while doing it then people will have fun watching you do it.… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
We'd just shared the last beer and slung the empty can out the window at a stop sign and were just waiting… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
“After a while I got hungry and went to the kitchen. There was nothing to eat. I drank another beer and looked… — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked… — Jayson Williams Copy Share Image
The Corporation would like to apologize for the preceding pages. Of course, it's not all right for girls to behave this way.… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
Barack Obama, you know has a lot of supporters here in America, but he's very popular internationally. It's quite interesting. This is… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image