Beer Quotes · Page 8

I usually need a can of beer to prime me.

— Norman Mailer

Oh,Elizabeth, your justice would freeze beer.

— Arthur Miller

“Best beer I’ve ever had,” I say.”

— M. Leighton

Beer is proof that God loves us.

— Benjamin Franklin

Life isn't all beer and skittles.

— Thomas Hughes

A theater without beer is just a museum

— Bertolt Brecht

Beer soothes the upset soul.

— Thomas E. Mann

Why don't we all just get a long-neck?

— Hank Williams, Jr

“I’m all out of beer like I’m all out of love. But I don’t drink beer, so who cares?”

— Jarod Kintz

Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.

— Norm MacDonald

HOLY CRAP IM GOING TO BE A DAD! Oh yea, I work in email marketing & I like craft beer too.

— Anonymous

Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.

— Eden Phillpotts

“just another empty beer can in the trashpile of life”

— Dennis Morgan

You are an alchemist who can turn six beers into an awkward three week relationship.

— Eugene Mirman

If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.

— Demetri Martin

Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view.

— Seneca the Younger

Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all day, this…

— Michael Jackson

So long as a man attends to his business the public does not count his drinks. When he fails they notice if…

— Corra May Harris

That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything, and they don't drink all your beer.

— Paul Leary

I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I’m a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose it’s a step up. The last guy…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

No, no, I'm a lowbrow. I read [Dostoevsky] more out of obligation than enjoyment. For enjoyment, for me, it's a beer and…

— Woody Allen

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little…

— Tre Cool

I just nEeda mAKe iTt cLeAr >> uSs qErLss d0n't nEed liqu0r oRr bEer [ we just nAtuRa|ly Fuked upp ]

— Matthew

The culture of the hop ... so analagous to the culture and uses of the grape, may afford a theme for future poets.

— Henry David Thoreau

I have received delegations of working men who, apparently speaking with the utmost sincerity, have declared that they would regard it as…

— Woodrow Wilson

With sport went beer drinking and gambling - until recently restricted by the wowsers, but part of that code of mateship of…

— Donald Horne

The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two…

— Dean Martin

Be always drunken. Nothing else matters: that is the only question. If you would not feel the horrible burden of time weighing…

— Charles Baudelaire

“The advertise their products in such a fashion as to make it seem wonderful to drink their ethanol products. It does not…

— Chris Prentiss

When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you…

— Kelly Jones

I drink a lot of beer, and that's the drug of choice. You find the drug that works for you. I know,…

— Stephen King

What's cool about renting is that you don't care about your house getting destroyed. So I think that is the number-one thing.…

— Adam DeVine

Beer is made by men, wine by God.

— Martin Luther

“None of your business. Go get me a beer.”

— Olivia Cunning

I've never had beer. It smells so disgusting.

— Lil Yachty

Always store beer in a dark place.

— Robert A. Heinlein

Never slack on your beer its watching you O.O

— Uh

I've never, ever tasted beer.

— Mike Huckabee

Engineers love pretending to be beer snobs.

— Sarah Cooper

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already.

— Tommy Cooper