I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times. — Zakk Wylde Copy Share Image
Drinking beer in a children's playground is an old Soviet tradition. — Sergei Lukyanenko Copy Share Image
[I normally go-to] whiskey on the rocks. Or a beer. Or with dinner, a glass of white wine. — Scott Eastwood Copy Share Image
“Eugene's got a fake ID, and he actually gets away with using it because he looks like he's thirty-six, thanks to his… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Good ale, the true and proper drink of Englishmen. He is not deserving of the name of Englishman who speaketh against ale,… — George Henry Borrow Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I am for the small man who has not forgotten, for the man who loves his beer and his women and his… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not… — Graham Coxon Copy Share Image
They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“A few hours later (I think, anyway) there are six other empty beer mugs joining the first one on the table. I… — C.H. Wood Copy Share Image
When I started playing music at East Tennessee State University I would sit on a stool with a tip jar in front… — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
The Middle Ages hangs over history's belt like a beer belly. It is too late now for aerobic dancing or cottage cheese… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
The people are immensely likable— cheerful, extrovert, quick-witted, and unfailingly obliging. Their cities are safe and clean and nearly always built on… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
She was luxuriously tired and her muscles felt sore from the unaccustomed strain of riding astride. Nothing had ever tasted so good… — Kathleen Winsor Copy Share Image
A man who has once looked with the archaeological eye will never see quite normally. He will be wounded by what other… — Loren Eiseley Copy Share Image
Marijuana is not much more difficult to obtain than beer. The reason for this is that a liquor store selling beer to… — William F. Buckley, Jr Copy Share Image
“Of all public figures and benefactors of mankind, no one is loved by history more than the literary patron. Napoleon was just… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image