If a man ordered a beer milkshake he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk!” — Dave Mustaine Copy Share Image
“All the best pubs are built on a hill, so you can slope in and roll out.” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
Well that's the nicest thing a beer induced hallucination has ever said to me. — Rocko Copy Share Image
Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no! — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I… — Rodney Carrington Copy Share Image
I suspect states are going to realize there's money to be made, and they'll start to change laws so people can distil… — Adam Rogers Copy Share Image
Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I should have been born a crazy rich Asian because I do have expensive taste. I have champagne taste but I'm on… — Nico Santos Copy Share Image
There's no reason why a player is done at 33, 34. They train better, they eat better, they drink better. This isn't… — Bobby Clarke Copy Share Image
Drag queens in the UK, they survive it all - there's a hen party, a stag party, people throwing beer bottles. They… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours. — Denis Hayes Copy Share Image
Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand. — Fritz Maytag Copy Share Image
God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ... The trade unions, under the European system,… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don't,… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
In my business, the cheaper the ticket price the better. I'd love for more consumers to walk into an amphitheater, park, have… — Michael Rapino Copy Share Image
Why can men no longer be best friends? This is so stupid. Today if you show two guys being best friends they… — Henry Cavill Copy Share Image
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I do enjoy a beer. And a shot of vodka with some apple juice is what loosens me up before I go… — Ladyhawke Copy Share Image
What is your best, your very best, ale a glass?" "Two pence halfpenny," says the landlord, "is the price of the Genuine… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
To fund major cultural efforts, we must not rely alone on government and foundation patronage; if the farmer can spend for beer,… — F. Sionil Jose Copy Share Image
