I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. — John Lee Hooker Copy Share Image
Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier. — Marie Laurencin Copy Share Image
“its sour beer not so much purchased as merely hired for a while.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock the doors of… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the… — Homer Copy Share Image
I'd happily cover the British Open every year until St. Andrews slides into the sea or Scotland runs out of beer, whichever… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
“You can buy beer now," she said, finding it almost funny after how much effort they used to go to get it… — Cindi Madsen Copy Share Image
It is not “just beer,” it is a noble and ancient beverage which, like wine, food and television advertising, can be extraordinarily… — Stephen Beaumont Copy Share Image
Obama doesn't seem like a burger and a beer kind of guy. I have to say, I don't find that problematic at… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
I'm known for my strength and it helped that from a young age I was carrying around crates of beer or carpets… — Ricky Hatton Copy Share Image
I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
2 p.m. beer nothing matters but flopping on a mattress with cheap dreams and a beer as the leaves die and the… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
An old essay by John Updike begins, 'We live in an era of gratuitous inventions and negative improvements.' That language is general… — John Updike Copy Share Image
This place is just too frickin precious," the cop said, eyeing a guy dressed in a hot pink leisure suit with makeup… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“The weirdest thing about Tibet is that the most popular beer is Pabst Blue Ribbon. Everywhere, even on the slopes of Everest,… — Scott Stoll Copy Share Image
Sometimes supporting is difficult because a lot of people go to a gig to see the main act and to have a… — Passenger Copy Share Image
“A little work with an ordinary household screwdriver can provide a handy and non-confrontational way of limiting the beer consumption of your… — Andre the BFG Copy Share Image
For it was Saturday night, the best and bingiest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big… — Alan Sillitoe Copy Share Image
I don't want to be treated like I came from another planet or something or was somehow born with some weird birthright… — Chris Hadfield Copy Share Image
