Beer Quotes · Page 11

A little bit of beer is divine medicine.

— Paracelsus

I usually need a can of beer to prime me.

— Norman Mailer

In Canada, it's beer, hockey, and then everything else.

— Edge

One night I'd had some beers, and then I Googled myself and spent the night in tears.

— Ginnifer Goodwin

it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary.

— Hunter S. Thompson

I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.

— Sophocles

A meal of bread, cheese and beer constitutes the perfect food.

— Elizabeth I

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

“You sound like Yoda.” I grinned. “It’s the beer.”

— Cambria Hebert

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

— Steven Wright

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to…

— Craig Ferguson

My young friend, I wish that science would intoxicate you as much as our good Göttingen beer! Upon seeing a student staggering…

— Carl Friedrich Gauss

Ricky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him.

— Anonymous

I've done a fair amount of commercials. I did a bunch of Champion spark plug ads and Levi's and Molson Beer. You…

— Ry Cooder

“Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's real rebellion.”

— Alice Cooper

My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being…

— Tori Amos

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who…

— Mads Mikkelsen

Were I Diogenes, I would not move out of a kilderkin into a hogshead, though the first had had nothing but small…

— Charles Lamb

With any luck, Heaven itself will resemble a vast used bookstore, with a really good cafe in one corner, serving dark beer…

— Michael Dirda

I'm not a real gadgety person. But bottle opener is probably the gadget I can't live without. Actually, I can open a…

— Dave Matthews

I do a bunch of things when I'm in St. Louis. I went on the Anheuser-Busch tour they had to drag me…

— John Pinette

Women want a family life that glitters and is stable. They don't want some lump spouse watching ice hockey in the late…

— Carolyn See

I suppose if I went to Turkey - I mean, I can't imagine going that far away, but if I did go…

— Robert Webb

Design is all about relationships. Unfortunately, many designers don’t fully appreciate this. Some of the best design work I’ve ever done was…

— Daniel Burka

When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money,…

— Chris Moneymaker

Recently I began to feel this void in my life, even after meals, and I said to myself, "Dave, all you do…

— Dave Barry

''Free Beer Here'', my three favourite words in one sentence.

— Ike Ekemah

And now, with the aid of this common beer glass, I shall play my fifty guinea solo.

— Kenny Baker

If at first you don't succeed - call it a day and have a beer

— Hussein Nishah

“Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

On Sundays, that's my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer.

— Victoria Silvstedt

Our fans would never waste good beer by pouring it on us,

— Jeff Gordon

I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.

— Joe Teti

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.

— Anonymous

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

— Scott Adams

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.

— Josh Duhamel

“The only words I've said today are "beer" and "thank you".”

— Bill Callahan

I like to eat crawfish and drink beer. That's despair?

— Walker Percy

Fermentation may have been a better invention than fire.

— David Wallace

If someone sees me with what looks like a beer, it's always zero per cent.

— Steve Lukather