We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer. — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
At first I thought, beer's nasty. Then I found IPAs. They're delicious. — Michael Chandler Copy Share Image
“Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer” — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.” — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish. — Proverbs 31:6 Copy Share Image
We've shared good (times) We've shared good fries We've shared good (beers) But never goodbyes... Till now Mind how you go, good… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
When I was at my biggest I was having a daily fry up, fish and chips once per week, takeaway a couple… — Gregg Wallace Copy Share Image
In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer - the wealth, prestige and… — A. J. P. Taylor Copy Share Image
“Beer does not satisfy magic, however. So the magic ordered a round of Harvey Wallbangers. But it takes more than vodka to… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I only drink after a fight. I'll go through an eight- to 10-week training camp where I don't drink at all. But… — Chad Mendes Copy Share Image
I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I'm one who will go and have a beer with my pals on a Sunday afternoon. I'll go on a Friday night… — Chris Wilder Copy Share Image
I have received delegations of working men who come, apparently speaking of the utmost sincerity, have declared that they would regard it… — Woodrow Wilson Copy Share Image
Only a pint at breakfast-time, and a pint and a half at eleven o'clock, and a quart or so at dinner. And… — R.D. Blackmore Copy Share Image
One thing with Montreal is it's so cold and everyone's so poor and beer's so cheap: if you go to a show… — Grimes Copy Share Image
I am against Prohibition because it has set the cause of temperence back twenty years; because it has substituted an ineffective campaign… — William Randolph Hearst Copy Share Image
“Most of what presents itself to us in the marketplace as a product is in truth a web of relationships, between people,… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
The morning meal was served in traditional socialist fashion - very slowly, with the courses out of order so that the jelly… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American… — Will Durst Copy Share Image
I tell you, Mr. Okada, a cold beer at the end of the day is the best thing life has to offer.… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I would say, stay the hell away from the party scene. Anything you put in front of your goal, and especially something… — Brad Renfro Copy Share Image
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer. — John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough Copy Share Image
We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness. — Ernest Thesiger Copy Share Image
“You want a beer?” she said. A beer! At 3:01 a.m. Ridiculous. “Yes, please.” — Graeme Simsion Copy Share Image
I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick. — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
When you have too many beers, you become like a control freak on everything. — Dion DiMucci Copy Share Image
