Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime. — Charlie Papazian Copy Share Image
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it… — Eminem Copy Share Image
Is there a parson much bemused in beer, a maudlin poetess, a rhyming peer, a clerk foredoom'd his father's soul to cross,… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
I used to go to the pub every day and drink five pints of beer and then think, 'What is it that's… — Gregg Wallace Copy Share Image
I live in Portland now. It's beautiful from day one. The Food and the beer, and no sales tax. Get your iPad… — David Giuntoli Copy Share Image
In the end, art is small beer. The really serious things are earning one's living so as not to be a parasite… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get… — Mike Ditka Copy Share Image
President Obama had beer with four unemployed construction workers. And Obama asked the guys what was it like to lose their jobs,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my… — James Gould Cozzens Copy Share Image
When the Vietnam war began I was nuts. I was wearing bell-bottomed pants and let my hair grow. I looked like an… — Ed ONeill Copy Share Image
I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
To clink glasses of a freshly made, seasonal beer, preferably in a pub or garden, with friends and perhaps new acquaintances, is… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
It says that alcoholism is a disease, and that it gets passed on from generation to generation. I've told my kids about… — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
You may talk o' gin and beer When you're quartered safe out 'ere, An' you're sent to penny-fights an' Aldershot it; But… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
I think a man can keep on drinking for centuries, he'll never die; especially wine or beer...I like drunkards, man, because drunkards,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
In the days when Glastonbury was an alternative festival, it was quite interesting. Now it is the most bourgeois thing on the… — Bruce Dickinson Copy Share Image
For all we know that English people are/ Fed upon beef - I won't say much of beer/ Because 'tis liquor only,… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
“There's nothing better than a cold beer on a hot day at the beach.” — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round. — Sandy Copy Share Image
But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986). — Corey Haim Copy Share Image
God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal. — J. R. Moehringer Copy Share Image
“You're spunky. I like it." He took a sip of his beer. "You're creepy. I don't like it.” — Chanelle Gray Copy Share Image
Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer. — Frederick The Great Copy Share Image
To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory. — Brendan Behan Copy Share Image
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