All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There's more food in one bottle of beer, me lad, than twenty sandwiches.” — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. — Koko Taylor Copy Share Image
'J'eet jet?' is still the standard way for a Pittsburgher to ask if you're ready for a meal, but the meal itself… — Bill Dedman Copy Share Image
Ah Fate, cannot a man Be wise without a beard? East, West, from Beer to Dan, Say, was it never heard That… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I had to give up a lot of foods that I'm accustomed to eating: dairy products, beer, wine, spicy food. — Arnel Pineda Copy Share Image
I have a personal ritual. Just like 10 minutes before a show, I'll open a beer, just so it feels like I've… — Ed Robertson Copy Share Image
Listening to someone who brews their own beer is like listening to a religious fanatic talk about the day he saw the… — Ross Murray Copy Share Image
People love talking about their jobs. Take them out, buy them lunch or take them for a beer and they'll talk about… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
Beer commercials are so patriotic: Made the American Way. What does that have to do with America? Is that what America stands… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
“People pooh-pooh Bud. It’s an extremely well-made beer. It’s clean, it’s refreshing. If you’re mowing the lawn and you come in and… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
I am told that today rather more than 60 per cent of the men who go to university go on a Government… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
If you think about brewing, it is biotechnology. And I would say that I was a technologist at heart. So whether I...… — Kiran Mazumdar-Shaw Copy Share Image
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls… — Al Bernstein Copy Share Image
the Female Once-Over--a process by which one woman creates a detailed profile of another woman based upon about a million subtle details… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish… — Barry McCaffrey Copy Share Image
Well, here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing before 11. Beer, its your best friend, you drink a lot of it.… — Jeremy Piven Copy Share Image
Playboy isn't like the downscale, male bonding, beer-swilling phenomena that is being promoted now by (some men's magazines). My whole notion was… — Hugh Hefner Copy Share Image
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into. — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold. — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
If beer and women aren't the right answer, you're asking the wrong question. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
While beer brings gladness, don't forget That water only makes you wet! — Harry Leon Wilson Copy Share Image
Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer. — Meat Loaf Copy Share Image
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can! — Leo Durocher Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
What were they thinking? 'It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer! — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
“Henry's worldly goal at the moment was drinking enough beer to be happy and forgetful.” — Anna Godbersen Copy Share Image
